debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

i say idgaf and then im still dreaming about my childhood best friend

girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires

I keep your grandpa on a leash and he likes it too

congratulations tumblr user voidimperatrix on winning its first nickelodeon kids choice award

scrolling through my own blog like wow this girl has good taste and agrees with me on everything

its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

imagine if the moon was heart-shaped. that would be neat i think

society if the search function on your own blog worked

“supreme court has ruled-“ “supreme court has decided-“ “supreme court has overturned-“ can the supreme court turn up dead next i think itd be really american chic of them to die for the fourth of july