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“These guys loved each other.” Thank you Jeff Kaplan for my entire life.

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sometimes i just think of guillermo del toro being all “i know you’re a good catholic boy and i don’t want you to be uncomfortable” to doug jones re: checking whether the fish sex scene would be okay with him and i remember that there are yet good men in this world
it’s almost like being a brilliant director doesn’t require you to treat your employees badly or make them uncomfortable!
take note, Duffer bros. it’s almost like being a brilliant director doesn’t require you to treat your employees badly or make them uncomfortable!
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
“Stop being dead right now”
That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway
Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”
You know what? New rule.
If you force an introvert into a social gathering they don’t feel comfortable with/don’t want to go to you are responsible for their good time.
You have to include them in conversations or go sit with them when they have no one to talk to.
Because if you can’t do that, don’t make them come. Don’t force them in a situation where they feel alone and helpless and leave them floundering.
“But it’s good for them to get out.” You’re not making me adapt. You’re not making me more social. You’re reinforcing every negative opinion I have on these gatherings and giving me the resolve to say ‘Fuck off’ the next time you try this.
I would also like to add to this rule. Do not trap them there. Make sure they have a way to get home without you or you are willing to take them home if they feel uncomfortable. Even if you do spend time with them and make sure they have a good time let them leave if they want. Social interaction even with people they know and like can be tiring and they can’t always keep up with extroverts.
Reblogging for important addition
Роковая женщина…

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Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged
reblog for noises
That sounds fake but okay
RELEASE HER
This is the Reinhardt of Youthful Happiness. His smile has blessed you with 20 years of honor and justice and he hopes you have a glorious dayl
Ok Germany ok
when ur straight friend about to do something stupid
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD

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me trying to make new friends
its nice to know that this is something that other people do too.
Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
what is like…. the Point
making carrie fisher proud
someone finally figured out the meaning of life
“A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
relevant
this looks like it’s spelled wrong but it’s not.

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This is oddly satisfying.
This calms me
15 Jokes That Are 110% True If You Overthink Everything