Life'sATripSoWeStumble

So many great moments on Bob’s Burgers, this is one of the best. It’s my fav.

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This is such a great show!!!!!

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this

i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.

That’s because Home Alone 3 WAS terrible you tasteless oaf

HOME ALONE 3 WAS TERRIFIC BUT MARKED A DEPARTURE FROM THE CULTURE OF THE FIRST 2 MOVIE, IT SHOULD BE JUDGED BY ITS MERIT AS A STANDALONE FILM RATHER THAN A CONTINUATION OF THE FRANCHISE

I respect and admire ellen page as a wonderful human and actor but she has never played a convincing straight person in her entire career

honestly if they wanted this romance to come across as anything but “closeted lesbian tries to date the first man who shows any sort of interest in her because she has unresolved attachment and emotional issues” they shouldn’t have cast ellen page

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

really makes u think…

makes me think he could just walk around the pipes and goombas but loves the thrill of the kill

can you OD on vitamin D

that’s how icarus died

if my boyfriend came on a donut i would eat it

i knew the punchline was coming and it was still hilarious