it's me.

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

I am the naked window neighbor and I won’t apologize

im getting so tired of begging to just barely make rent every month while the father who said he’d help me recover has to be convinced to even throw me $100 in six months. yesterday was the first day in weeks i had more than one meal. even on days where im not in blinding pain i don’t have the energy to walk from one end of the apartment to the other without needing to catch my breath. the systems nominally there to support me are just a ouroboros of being cycled from one person to the next who each needs me to get something from the next person im never fucking making it out of here i am going to die in this building

thank you everyone that’s donated..ive gotten $285 which is a big chunk of my rent tho im still short another $250… i still have a week until i have to pay but every little but until then is a big help ❤️

please…i have a good shot at a job coming up but it won’t be nearly in time to do anything about july’s rent

hi...i'm so thankful for all the support i've gotten ❤️ i'm pretty sure i'll be able to make rent which i'm so grateful for. things are still looking up regarding a possible job opportunity, though getting my vaccines updated without insurance is a very scary concept. if i could get a bit more to cover my credit card's minimum next week that would be amazing

all but $20 of what’s been donated was used to pay rent! im guessing the minimum on my card is going to end up over $90, which is $90 more than im going to have once renters insurance hits. no job interview or changes to the medicaid situation… plus i need to get more litter for baby’s litter boxes soon

currently can’t make my card’s minimum payment. im really at my wits end here

this post is getting reblogs but nothing else..i have $6 in my bank account with a power bill due in a week and absolutely nothing to speak of towards rent in 3

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought