My gun will be your angel of mercy

real lovers moan while kissing

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

i miss everyone

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures. If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals

The little things are never little when they're done with love

Pussy that makes you want to do better in life.

im feeling so sensual and nude