UNACCEPTABLE

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video game engines are amazing because they can make it so sunlight filters through leaves casting dozens of little rays in your eyes just like in real life and then you turn around and there’s a whole ass horse just swimming in circles in midair

tacky kitsch is the real backbone of united states culture. roadside attractions, weird diners, buildings shaped like objects, restaurants with like a shark or a car sticking out of the roof, lawn flamingos – this is the true heritage of the west

And John Waters is the voice of America

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

Why does Zac look like he’s going to play the younger version of Guy Fieri in 17 Again 2?

wow you really didn’t have to say those words but you did anyway

2019 is the year we’re gonna STOP trying to fuck the monsters, robots, and aliens and START cultivating healthy emotional, intellectual and sexual intimacy with the monsters, robots, and aliens

Why can’t we do both?