Low-key Is Key

@tvteller42

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

any other unsettling premonitions you'd like to share with the class?

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

The old man was right and you deserve to be shamed, you inhuman technophile.

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

Me this week