Ghost of Newtypes Past

‘66 Bats:

“Of course. I’ll see to it that myself or Alfred gets you home swiftly, but safely. Safety is our number one priority.”

‘97 Bats:

Robin interrupts you to tell you that HE can give you a ride on the back of his Robin-cycle. He claims it’s faster and looks much cooler than the Batmobile. You just want to go home, man.

TDK Trilogy Bats:

“I’ll call you a cab.”

Batfleck:

“Just get in the car. Quick.” He already knows where you live???? The GPS was preprogrammed???

2022 Bats:

“No.”

The LEGO Batman:

“Uh…well, you see. The Batmobile only has ONE seat in it. For me. My seat. BATmobile. For BATman. I’m sure you’ll figure something out. Maybe you could build yourself a Losermobile or something.”

BONUS: Dick!Bats:

“A ride home? In the Batmobile? Bruce used to give me rides in the Batmobile, you know…sometimes, I can still hear his voice….I’m not sure my own voice can measure up, but I have to try…it has to be ME. No one else…I owe it to him…”

This joke has probably been done before.