Chill Please

GREER,SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY FUCKING BONES.

Pangur has the ONE bone that matters: the heart ❤️

A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge

i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician

cat technician

Watching this makes me happy

I did not see that coming

yoooo

This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao

Iconic

Best artist of our generation

He made it look so easy

Picasso who?

dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation  

The villain’s in Gotham are better because no one can out do Bruce Wayne in  “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i beat up people because i’m SAD inside” so they had to come up with something else.

this is the only response anyone is allowed to put on this post actually 

he just really tears it apart doesnt he

0.1% power

I hate this meme but 0.001% power

To be honest, my boobs hurt from watching that.

I like how they bounce in such perfect sync. My left boob is a little bigger than the right so they don’t move with the same velocity and they both tend to go up and down in a slightly circular motion like helicopter blades with nipples on ‘em.

OH GOD THEY’RE ALIVE

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”

this is really tragic

hey bro,

This isn’t a breakup! They’re still staying together for arms, legs, and back workouts! This is a healthy brolationship because they’re acknowledging that they both have different needs to be met and that it’s a personal journey they’d like to embark on as an individual while still maintaining a healthy relation

why is this so fucking funny 

it’s a joke