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so far im currently walking a FOURTH friend through chapter 5 weird route. why does no one take this seriously... everyone hard opens like laughing at this. guys this is not a laughing matter this is a tier five suicide event. you gotta treat the situation appropriately........

#deltarune #deltarune spoilers #deltarune weird route #homu rants #the joy of listening to EVERYONE freak the fuck out and suddenly start panicking is the best part though

pukicho

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

c-53

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

domnika-deactivated20250923

i would read that fanfic ngl

c-53

About my fish??

graceful-not

HELP?????

everyfandom-girl

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

tea-and-hockey

FUJOSHI FISH????

rappersdoingnormalshit-blog

st3fan00

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

whitegirlsaintshit

those are his hooves you bitch

professionalchaoticdumbass

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

whitegirlsaintshit

why the FUCK am i still on here

nianeyna

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mff-doom

jenlog

this is from the 2000’s btw

anarchopuppy

Looks like @staff mistakenly censored this comic, which is an ironic and very funny thing to happen

Here it is again. You might want to save it just in case an accident like that happens again

EDIT: HMM. LOOKS LIKE OP WAS BANNED TOO. WHAT A FUNNY. IRONIC. ACCIDENT

xenasaur

we need legislation banning games >100GB

xenasaur

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

xenasaur

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

xenasaur

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

creamypancakebatter

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

xenasaur

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

somespicycheese

it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!

So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!

quasi-normalcy

Every single person I know who did football in high school, without exception, has a chronic injury. Many regret what it's done to their knees and back, even major organs like the brain.

There is no serious legislative push to ban high school football.

quasi-normalcy

Also, like, if you want to talk about social pressure on minors to undertake activities that will result in regrettable, irreversible damage to their bodies:

No one, *ever*, tried to persuade me to transition.

My gym teacher tried to persuade me to try out for the football team almost every single day that I was in junior high.

quasi-normalcy

#i firmly believe that the reason why concussions and brain damage in general#are not taken nearly as seriously as they should be#is because of football#if we take concussions and brain trauma seriously then we have to acknowledge the risks that children are undertaking at even#high school level football#but we can't do that#because the kids need to play football in high school so they can play football in college so they can join the NFL#This time I'm really gonna queue it.

vaspider

Not a single one of my wife's fingers is completely straight. If you look at them closely -- which I have, many times, over the past 22 years -- you can see where they were broken, over and over, taped in place, and where she just kept fucking playing.

When I first met her, she used to joke about how her coach said, "I could get more than that out of a pig if I kicked it hard enough," and that was the nicest fucking thing he said. Two decades later, she's like, "Yeah, that man verbally and physically abused all of us for years."

There is at least one football game she played in high school that she simply doesn't remember, because she was a linebacker. She got a concussion. She got up and kept playing... or so she's told. She doesn't remember, because she had a fucking concussion and they let her keep playing.

I hate football so much. It ruined her back, her knees, fucked up her hands... everyone was so obsessed with how tall she was, how broad-shouldered. No one ever pushed her to transition, but I fucking wish someone had at least suggested it. That would have hurt her so much less than FUCKING FOOTBALL. Like, it would have been actually beneficial to her.

mchug

I heard that one of the actual reasons that organizations like the NFL have tried so hard to downplay CTE and other injuries like it is because they’re terrified that moms will refuse to let their children play football anymore and that entire massive industry will come collapsing down because of it.

vaspider

That fucking scans.

pukicho

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

the-lemonaide

not really!

pukicho

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

kingcatnine

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

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scramratz

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

scramratz

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

scramratz

dicaeopolis

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

dicaeopolis

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

nyancrimew

y'all remember this game? just pure goonbait it's crazy i was allowed to play it at all bro 😭

msmaev

Once you know all the logic tricks to play minesweeper, you end up in a state of exercised mastery. The goal is not to solve individuals puzzles but to tease out more and more from her while denying her every chance to explode, every chance to deny you your total dominance over her.

In short, mastery over minesweeper is mastery over edging the program.

masterspider5

We have GOT to get regular porn back on this website.

nyancrimew

what do you think this is

tooploops

The Ferris Wheel

Scene redraw

DON't talk to me they're a sensitive subject dhmu

listening to my irl play through deltarune weird route (chapter 4) and partway through that one scene... he never brought the soul back into kris's body. and through the phone all i heard was the altered sound effect for when you abort the route. so after like five minutes of silence i just shouted "WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO" and had to basically reverse engineer how he... accidentally. aborted weird route. didnt know that was really something people did

#deltarune #deltarune weird route #homu rants #this fucking guy drives me crazy. how did he accidentally abort.

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berserkercore-deactivated201704

dance fucker dance like you never had a chance

novel-sugar

Chat I love them sm.

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