Welcome to TMNT Hell :)

Hey guys, so I’ve been gone for a while. Let me explain where I’ve been. So I recently moved from my hometown and I’ve been spending my time settling in. I also been super distracted by school and crap and I’ve been working hard since I found out I can graduate at 16 apparently. I’ve also been dealing with medical stuff. I don’t want to get too into it but basically I was just diagnosed with a motor tic disorder and I’ve been having problems with my colon/uterus after a run in with E. Coli last year. I’m back and I’ll try to be writing when I can!

Leo: Leo wants “practical” gifts, like a new sheets for his bed or stationary supplies. He doesn’t want to seem selfish, but deep down he really wants some books on Japanese prodverbs or sword accessories.

Raph: Probably wants some new weights or new workout equipment. He’d also probably want some new metal or rock CD’s. He’d secretly die if anyone got him a homemade mug or scarf or blanket.

Donnie: COMPUTER PARTS AND TECH STUFF. Literally all he’d probably ask for tbh. Okay, that and maybe some new books or materials for some science projects. That and just a few minutes of peace and quiet from his brothers.

Mikey: I could see him asking for an immense amount of pizza. Maybe some art supplies or some new video games. Tbh probably asked for a kitten or a puppy and probably has asked for one since he was like 3. May also ask for some action figures.

Splinter: He isn’t necessarily attached to anything, but if he had to choose, maybe a new tea set. Another good gift idea could be various teas or insense.

April: She’d probably not be very upfront with what she wants. When asked she’ll just say “I only want to spend time with you guys”. But deep, deep down, there is a nice pair of heels she’s been keeping her eyes on that she’d literally cry if given.

Casey: He’d probably ask for some new sports equipment. I mean, all his old stuff is all battered from busting skulls. He may also want sports tickets to a hockey game. He’ll also ask for a kiss from April, only to get rejected.

Karai: She really wants to celebrate but can’t due to Shredder forbidding it. But if she could, she’d probably want some time off and maybe some self-care items like nail polish and face masks. Ya’ll know Karai deserves a break.

Shredder: Splinter’s death. He doesn’t believe in celebrating such a silly holiday, it’s below him. Shredder literally has no Christmas spirit and has forbidden anyone in the Foot from celebrating.

Leo 💙:

- Leo was concerned the moment you got acrylic nails. It’s not like he didn’t think they were hot, I mean he thought that they were hot as hell, but he knew hey would get in the way.

- At first he doesn’t like the fact that you have acrylic nails. He thinks that they are just gonna get in the way. He’s a little annoyed by them. They get in the way of you two training cuddling together.

- Overtime, Leo will realize just how good they feel. They moment you scratch his shell he’s over the moon. They feel so good on his plastron and shell. They also feel good when you run your nails up his back.

- He’ll especially love it if you get blue acrylics. First of all, they are even sexier since they’re his color. And second of all, their his color! Even S E X I E R.

- His new favorite way to be intimate with you is to lay on top of you as you scratch his shell with you nails. It feels SOOOOOO good to him!

Raph ❤️:

- Raph thinks that acrylic nails are incredibly hot. So when you show you to the lair one day with acrylic nails he’s over the moon. You having trouble doing basic tasks is only a bonus;).

- Raph loves doing anything for you. The fact that you have inch long nails is a bonus. He’s more than happy to open any jars for you or even turning pages in a book you’re reading. He won’t complain when you ask him for help doing the little task.

- Like Leo, he love the feeling of your nails across his shell. Usually when people touch his shell it’s in an attempt to beat his ass. He especially likes when you touch his shell for that same reason.

- It’s literally so hard to get his off of you when you have acrylics. Raph is literally so handsy, like , he knows that you may have problems doing some task with such long nails but like he doesn’t need to carry you bridal style.

- I know it’s cheesy but if you get red acrylics he’d be putty in your hands. Expect him to give you literally every form of affection on the planet, and maybe a little more ;)

Donnie 💜:

- Donnie doesn’t know how to feel about your acrylic nails, I mean yeah, they really look good but they also make it hard for you to do your daily routine or help him in the lab.

- Donnie really likes the sound that your nails make. He thinks that it sounds SUPERR good when your nails tap on an empty beaker or scratch a binder. He literally starts melting.

- Donnie may help out a little bit more, but without telling you. He doesn’t mind helping out more and thinks that maybe it’s for the best. He still thinks they’re super cute though.

- Donnie also likes the feeling of your nails. But unlike his older brothers, he doesn’t really like the feeling of people touching his shell. People touching his shell makes his anxious, He prefers the feeling of your nails across his skin.

- He gets your gift ideas for from your nails. For Christmas don’t be surprised if your get a gift certificate for some nail appointments. For your birthday he may get you a nail care set. He too would be over the moon if you got purple acrylics.

Mikey 🧡:

- Mikey is completely fascinated with beauty treatments. Weather it be facials, manicures, or even bubble baths, Mikey is interested. Imagine his fascination when you come in with acrylic nails.

- Mikey had no idea people really did things with their nails besides cut them. He basically begs on his hands and knees for you to do his nails.

- This leads to a new ritual of you doing his nails. Every week you two hang out and do various beauty treatments, usually centering on nails. You’re also not allowed to do this at the Lair because of an “incident” in which Donnie’s lab ended up covered with facial cream.

- Mikey will literally BABY you when you have acrylic nails, I mean more than he already does. Like you don’t even have to try to do the things you struggle with because Mikey will already do it for you.

- Mikey will fawn over you if you show up with orange nails. They don’t even have to be acrylic nails, just nails painted orange. He’s like a happy puppy.

Kfjfjem I love you too. Yes! (Sorry they don’t have any gifs specifically for Mirage that I could find.)

Leo 💙:

- Leo is somewhat listless when you spill the tea about your childhood. Leo had always believed that people with tough childhoods always turned out rough around the edges. But you weren’t like that. You were happy-go-lucky.

- Leo will try to forget what you said (key word: try). No matter how hard he tries all he can do is hear your voice echoing in his head. The truth about his feelings will only come out to April over a beer. April, being the best big sister ever, will try to help him figure his feelings out.

- Leo awkwardly tries to tell you he’s there for you the next time you meet. He’s not a very “touchy-feeley” guy like that. When he sees the blank look on your face he’s afraid that he pushed you too far. He only settles after you wrap him in a hug to thank him for listening.

- Leo will take it upon himself to go back to the area you grew up in and personally clean it up. You were a success story of rags to riches, but some other kids might not be so fortunate. He thinks that if he can spare another kid from the trauma that you faced, he’ll be doing a service to the world.

- Leo won’t hesitate to reassure you that you are a good person. He knows that you are prone to bats of depression and anxiety stemming from the childhood trauma you have. He’ll go to about any length to help you feel better. Hugs, kisses, your favorite food. He wants you to know whatever happened wasn’t your fault.

Raph ❤️:

- Raph didn’t exactly have an “easy” childhood, or an “easy” life for that matter. I mean, how easy could your life be when you’re a human-sized turtle that was trained by your strict father to be a killing machine. It also doesn’t help to be in love with someone from an entirely different species in a world that wouldn’t understand. It’s not like Raph cared much though. The moment he saw your face all his worries were put to rest.

- He’s in shock when you tell him about your childhood. I mean, Raph knew about your depression and your not exactly five star family life, but he wouldn’t have guessed your childhood was so rough. He’s dumbfounded. Who in the hell would want to hurt you, let alone sweet little baby you.

- Raph is a little awkward about it. It’s not because he thinks you’re strange, it’s because he doesn’t know how to react. You, the love of his life, just spilt your guts to him. What if he does something wrong. Will you not trust him? Will you leave him? How does he know?

- He’ll ask if you want to talk about it. If you do, then he’ll quietly sit and listen as you go more into detail with how you’re feeling. If you don’t, he’ll simply put his arm around you and try to distract you from your pain.

- Raph is seriously gonna bust some skulls though. He’ll enlist Casey to help make whoever made your life miserable pay. Using some ninja skills he’ll put whoever hurt you through unbearable pain and blackmail that you’ll find them crying on your doorstep begging for forgiveness.

Donnie 💜:

- Donnie had a feeling that you had a tough past. You were so optimistic and happy and perky but you seem to have a few demons. The moment you open up to Donnie he decides to just sit and listen.

- Donnie knows you well enough to know what you want. If you’re a touchy-feeley he’ll give you physical affection. If you want some time to process, he’ll leave you alone and give you time to think.

- Donnie will try to help you catch up on anything you missed. If you had to skip out on school to take care of your home life or your younger siblings Donnie will spend hours on end trying to catch you up on your academics. You will walk into a date knowing only basic literature skills and leave knowing Shakesphere level phonics.

- He won’t think that you’re stupid. You may feel like a dummy around a genius like Donnie. If you ever even HINT at feeling stupid Donnie is on you like white on rice. He’ll do anything and everything to make you feel adequate.

- If the area that you grew up in was rough, Donnie will tell his brothers about it. He won’t explicitly say that you in particular had a rough childhood, he’ll just say that they should patrol the area more often because it’s a rough neighborhood.

Mikey 🧡:

- You reveal the fact you had a rough past in the misdt of a intimate conversation. He has a lot of questions about it. He doesn’t mean it in the harsh way. He just wants to know.

- He’ll give you any physical reassurance you need when it. When ever the demons of your past come back to haunt you he’ll wrap you in his arms and reassure you that your last doesn’t affect your future.

- Like Raph, whoever hurt you in the past is gonna get it. He’ll hunt down your past abusers like a dog. Whoever hurt you is gonna fear you for the rest of your life.

- He’ll make sure you know you’re loved. He knows that your past was harsh but he doesn’t want you to think your future has to be. He’ll pay you every compliment in the book to make you feel better. He’ll also help you drown your feelings in pizza.

Yes! Request are open!

- First black April since the 80’s, ayyyyyyyyy. (Where is Casey tho. Where is Casey tho Nick?).

- The sometimes call Leo “Leon” and Mikey “Michael” and sometimes Donnie is called “Donald”.

- Donnie draws on his eyebrows.

- Donnie hates seeded fruits.

- Leo’s face markings are the only real markings in the series, everyone else paints theirs on.

- Leo fucking dabs.

- Donnie’s password to his computer is “Bootyyyshaker 9000”

- A skeleton man refers to Leo as “Cucumber” for an entire fucking episode.

- Tang Shen was an actress.

- Donnie and Leo are twins and hate each other.

- 2012 Leo would fear Rise Leo.

- Raph carries a card for a teddy bear store on him at all times.

- April’s mom is seen in the series.

- Donnie makes robot shells because he is a soft shell turtle.

- Raph is allergic to peanuts.

- April has a magical dog/cat thing-y.

- My girl the Foot Recruit is always in the middle of an extensial crisis.

- Leo keeps cutting a worm Donald Trump with his portal sword and can’t remember him.

- Draxum is voiced by John Cena.

- Damien was jealous because Mikey got to push all of the buttons in the Batmobile.

- Donnie’s screen name is “Bo Staffs are Cool”.

- Babs hates the word “ooze”.

- Mikey gave Alfred his skateboard. By the way, Alfred promised Mikey he would “only use his skateboard for the sickest tricks”.

- They all have their initials on their belts.

- There was a lesbian breakup in the pizzeria Mikey was thrown into.

- Bruce says “Cowabunga”.

- Bruce owns a Superman mug and drinks from it.

- Apparently, Gotham still doesn’t know if Batman is human or not.

- Raph makes a reference to the song “Brick in the Wall” by Pink Floyd when he was fighting Mr. Freeze.

- Harley will fight you if you call her nurse.

- Leo’s worst fear is loosing his brothers.

- Donnie was able to figure out where the Batcave was after just a hour of research.

- Shredder is batshit crazy now.

- The movie takes place in April.

- Leo was able to easily kick Ras al Ghul’s ass by kicking him in the balls.

- Leo can take Bruce in a fight.

- Mikey tripped walking up the stairs in Arkham.

- Babs LITERALLY kicked ALL of Joker’s teeth out.

- The Joker killed his own grandma.

- Babs thought our boys were lizards.

- Harley mutated into a dog. Two Face mutated into a two-headed mountain lion or some other jungle cat. Mr. Freeze mutated into a polar bear. Poison Ivy mutated into a plant. Bane mutated into a jaguar. Scarecrow mutated into a crow. Joker mutated into a snake. Bruce mutated into a bat.

- Casey HATES dubbed anime. He’s also played by Josh Peck from Drake and Josh.

- April was failing trigonometry at one point, but at the time she was still tutoring Casey.

- April has an aunt that we’ve never met. Casey has a dad and a sister. Karai and Shinigami had been friends since childhood and Karai never mentioned her.

- Alopex and Tigerclaw probably killed their parents and joined the circus.

- Raph has a drum set in his room. He also sleeps with a teddy bear.

- Karai’s makeup has never smuged and it took us 5 seasons to see April with her hair down.

- Raph grew a beard, so the turtles can grow hair?? Maybe idk??

- The guy who played Donnie played Raph in the 1987 series. Mikey’s VA plays a character in ROTTMNT. Leo has had 3 voice actors.

- Mikey wears a pair of underwear because he can.

- Irma was LITERALLY A ROBOT and they kinda just forgot she existed.

- What happened to Timothy?? Like is he still in Donnie’s lab??

- Master Splinter has cheese popsicles in the freezer the entire time.

- In the future apocalypse, Casey is dead and Raph just kinda keeps his skull.

- Mondo Gecko got kicked out by his parents after he was mutated.

- Casey is afraid of rats. April is afraid of bats. Mikey is afraid of squirrel monsters. Donnie is afraid of April hating him. Raph is afraid of cockroaches. Leo is afraid of loosing his brothers.

- Tang Shen has a robot toy in her window.

- Leo held baby Karai when they went back in time.

- Mikey makes everyone breakfast in the morning.

- Raph read the same magizine for like 5 years. Did he ever finish it tho?

- I have a headcannon that the Little Girl Leo has tea with is actually Casey’s little sister.

- Leo still continued to have tea parties with the little girl, whose name is Chloe.

- Leo was a clumsy baby and fell over a lot.

- Renet didn’t tell the boys about the apocalypse.

- Donnie and Casey still have unexplained gaps in their teeth.

- In the episode with the ghost that possessed Leo, Mikey, and Raph, you can see on Donnie’s computer that he was taking a Buzzfeed quiz about which goat he is.

- Raph is probably a fan of Resonance art since he names Chompy “Chompy Picasso” and Y’Gbtha “Mona Lisa”.

- This is the second version of Mona Lisa to appear ever.

- Mona is part of the Mutanimals.

- Leo had a crush on his half sister.

- The 2012 boys met the 1987 boys. That was a greattt episode.

- April used to have braces and wear glasses. She’s also a sophomore.

- Karai kissed Casey.

- It’s cannon that in the later seasons, Casey may not have a crush on April anymore.

- Bigfoot LITERALLY had a crush on Donnie.

- Raph stayed up for nights on end to watch over Leo when he was in a coma.

- Casey had a toxic friend named Tony.

- April helped volunteer at a soup kitchen.

- Casey has a diary.

- Raph still plays with action figures.

- Mikey used Leo’s comics as toilet paper.

- April was almost black and Raph almost had feelings for her.

- The boys were born in 1999.

- The 2007 movie is a continuation on the 1990 film series. It came out almost 11 years after the last 90’s movie and they made it CGI. Also, the turts are all in their late 20’s early 30’s. Also, there was a point in my life that I had every line to this movie memorized.

- Casey Motherfucking Jones is played by CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING EVANS. YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, AMERICA’S ASS PLAYED HOCKEY BOY. I AM NOT LYING.

- April is literally living her best life. She has a mans, she owns her own company (who knows what happened to the news reporter thing or the antique shop tho), she’s a NINJA. Girl has her life together and I’m kinda jealous.

- Someone called Donnie’s tech support line thinking it was a phone sex line.

- Casey Dumb as a Brick Jones was the only one to figure out that Raph was The Nightwatcher.

- There is a deleted scene in which CASEY PROPOSES TO APRIL IM HERE FOR IT I STANNNNNN.

- Karai is kinda hot tho. And like what’s up with her and the turtles?? Friendship I presume??

- The soundtrack is a BANGER. PLEASE PLAY THE TMNT 2007 SOUNDTRACK AT MY FUNERAL. FALL BACK INTO MY LIFE, BLACK BETTY, ROSES, THERE’S A CLASS FOR THIS, AND RIP IT UP ARE LITERALLY BOPS PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.

- Leo was able to sneak onto a plane to get back to America?? Like yeah it’s 2007, but someone would notice??

- Splinter watches the Gilmore Girls and likes Soaps.

- Casey and April literally argued while being chased by the monster. Karai was disgusted.

- Karai hinted that Shredder was coming back (where’s my sequel?).

- It’s been like over 10 years and Casey is still afraid of commitment.

- The Turtle’s kept Shredder’s helmet after they killed him.

- Mikey is allergic to dead people particles. Spread the word.

- The one guy working at the diner must be the only person in the entire city who has never heard of Raph.

- Raph CANNONICALLY lets April call him “Raphie” as a pet name. He also calls April’s wasabi peas “O’Niel’s Rabbit Food”.

- Master Splinter is a Lionel Richie fan. Also the song Mikey sings to April at the end of the first movie is called “Happy Together” by a band called The Turtles.

- Donnie cannonically has a crush on April. April cannonically doesn’t notice Donnie’s said crush on her.

- It’s been 5 years and Mikey still probably doesn’t understand the end of Lost.

- Raph is a Vin Disel fan (aren’t we all) and is afraid of heights. Poor boy belongs on the ground.

- Mikey has a LITERAL hoverboard. Like LITERALLY. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN I NEED TO KNOW.

- Tiny Leo used to cut pizza with his katanas.

- Raph is pretty good at sculpting. He’s also really good at knitting. He’s an arts and crafts nerd no one can convince me otherwise.

- In a deleted scene, Casey asked April to kiss him. Sure it was to somehow “distract” Vincent so that she wouldn’t notice him??? How does that work?

- Michael Bay literally almost made the turtles aliens and the fandom almost threw hands with his bitch ass. (I hate him, but I love him too)

- Bebop and Rocksteady’s first reaction upon becoming mutants was to check their manhood’s size. Literally.

- Correct me if I’m wrong, but we still don’t know if Sax is dead or not.

- There is a banned pickle commercial in Germany (I think maybe) about Raph’s dick that no one really talks about for some reason.

- How did Raph and Leo get their scars on their face? (Raph has a scar on his eye and Leo has a scar on his cheek)

- Vern LITERALLY sold BAGS OF HIS AIR LIKE WTF VERN YOU LITTLE BITCH.

- Donnie still snorts when he laughs, we forgot about this and the fact we forgot makes me really sad.

- Casey literally beat up the Allstate insurance disaster guy in a bar.

- There a Bumblebee reference in the second movie.

- Donnie wears a retainer and drinks Asian soda.

- April had a roommate, who probably moved out because everyone thought she was batshit crazy.

- Megan Fox (who I’m TOTALLY GAY FOR) was nominated for “Worst Supporting Actress” for her role in both movies (I HATE THAT I STAN ONE QUEEN AND ITS MEGAN FOX MEGAN MARRY ME PLEASE).

- Raph has only seen Batman once.

- The only two turtles we’ve seen without a mask are Mikey and Leo. (We saw Leo in a flashback and Mikey on the rooftop).

- There’s a hip hop Christmas album that I NEED TO HEAR.

- The turtles call Splinter “Dad”.

- Karai has GREAT cheek bones.

- Lil’ Mikey has seen a murder take place through the sewers.

- Most of the NYPD now knows about the turtles.

- There’s several references to the movie in the 2012 series. Mikey mentions that he met Megan Fox on a rooftop. Mikey also tries to recreate the elevator scene, only to be punched by Raph.

- In a deleted scene April meets the chick who played April in the 90’s movies.

You didn’t specify which era so I’m just gonna do TMNT DC Universe.

Leo 💙:

- Leo thinks everything about you is really FUCKING cute. Your cute little nose, your cute little ears, your cute little EVERYTHING. He almost DIES when he realizes your hands are small. I mean he’s pretty tall and you’re pretty short but IT’S SO CUTE.

- He looses his composure as soon as he realizes how small your hands are. He’s read in the face and starts to stutter. He covers his face with his large hand out of embarrassment. He’s so embarrassed he probably leaves the room.

- Leo is probably gonna hear about this for the next month. His brothers are relentless. Every time you’re in the lair Donnie can’t help but chuckle at his older brother. Mikey won’t shut up about it weather or not you’re in the lair. Raph keeps discreetly making hand jokes towards you.

- You’re super confused. Why is Leo acting off? And why is Raph making hand jokes? Is this a sex joke or something? You ask Leo about who ends up loosing his cool again and only mutters something along the lines of “They’re really small”

- Secretly, his bros ship you guys soooo much. Everyone is secretly hoping this is just the last little shove needed by Leo until he finally opens up and confesses to you.

Raph ❤️:

- Like Leo, Raph is a mumbling mess once he realizes how small you actually are. You’re sooo small and delicate and he’s so large and intimidating. You’re too cute when your shoot him a confused look.

- Unlike Leo, he’ll probably come right out and say “Damn you’re too small kiddo”. This will probably earn him a playful punch in the arm. He immediately starts chuckling at you and his soft spot for you.

- Raph is always making jokes about how small you are. He’ll probably call you nicknames like Shortstack or Shortie or Tiny. He likes to hold whatever you’re lookin* for far above your head so you have to jump for it. He likes to play with you like this.

- On a darker note, Raph realizes how small you are. He realizes you’re innocent and that that makes you a target. He’ll offer to teach you how to fight. He figures if he can train you than you’ll be able to defend yourself.

- Headcannon I have: Raph likes to knit. He will knit you little red mittens so they’ll keep your small hands warm. Mikey will never let him live this down.

Donnie 💜:

- This nerd thinks you’re tiny hands are literally the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world. He’ll literally say “You’re tiny hands are adorable” in the nerdiest way. He laughs it off.

- Sometimes he’ll find himself reaching for your hands. He doesn’t mean to do it and when he does he’ll profusely apologize for it. He doesn’t want to seem like a creep. He almost yells when you reach back.

- He’ll notice a lot about your hands. He notices the new coat of nail polish or the new ring that April gave to you. He notices the new cuts and callouses that appear. He thinks your hands are beautiful.

- He’s more likely to give you hand oriented gifts. Hand lotion, nail polish, gloves, rings, and bracelets are all fair territory. He will also pick up random trinkets that he finds that he think you (or your hands) will like.

- The only person who he talks about his infatuation with is April. April basically knows everything about Donnie, including his fondness for you and your cuteness. She’ll probably end up pushing Donnie to ask you out on a date.

Mikey 🧡:

- Mikey is totally upfront about how cute he thinks you are in general. He doesn’t hold back on how small you’re hands are. He’s immediately commenting on how tiny they are and he’s grabbing them to compare their size to his. He thinks they’re too cute.

- Mikey won’t shut up about it for the next week. You’ll probably get like 40 missed calls from Donnie or Raph begging you to do something about it. Every other word he says is about you and you’re tiny hands.

- It becomes somewhat of a joke between you two. Whenever someone even says the word “hands” you start laughing like crazy. Your name in his phone is probably something along the line of “Tiny Hands” or “Small Hands”.

- Constant hand pickup lines. Like they’re really REALLY cheesy too. It’s soooo bad. Raph has tried to stab Mikey multiple times. Whenever he drops a dumb pickup line his brothers all sigh in unison. It’s bad.

- Speaking of hands, Mikey will do whatever hand beauty treatments you do. He’ll sit cheerfully as you widdle away at his nails, giving him a manicure. It makes him feel sharp.

I’m opening the ask box again. I now write for more series. Here’s what I write for

TMNT Mirage

TMNT 1987

TMNT 1990

TMNT Image

TMNT 2003

TMNT 2007

TMNT IDW

TMNT 2012

ROTTMNT

TMNT DCU

TMNT Bayverse