Turkborne

Check it out! The first few WIPs of the FFXIV playing card project. Aiming to be a bit bolder with colours in this deck!

As usual, a heartfelt plea to help me out over on Patreon if you'd like to support the making of this deck. A dollar a month can make all the difference for me, and allow you a more behind the scenes look at the creation process.

Previously: FF playing cards | FFVII playing cards | FFXV Tarots | FFVII Tarots | FFXV Playing cards | FFVII Full Tarots | FF Hanafuda deck

also. adapt your kink spaces to fit your needs. use a yoga chaise for riding and doggystyle to help with pain or holding oneself up, if your shoulders dislocate like mine, cuff your hands in front instead of the back, have a partner that knows what to do and to stop if you fall unconscious, seize, or are in pain, and most importantly, speak up, take breaks.

First post!

First post!

The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…

Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.

Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.

The band, the music, the dance.

1. Playing an instrument is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Don’t think I’m stepping on any toes saying that.

2. Dancing is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Still not controversial.

3. YOU AVOID, AT ALL COSTS, MOVING YOUR BODY WHILE PLAYING A WIND INSTRUMENT.  To make the correct, pleasant sounds, you need to be in the correct form. And that form involves your ENTIRE body, even your legs when sitting down.

4. “oh, but I’ve seen marching bands before and-” MARCHING BANDS HAVE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC FIELDS DEDICATED TO FIGURING OUT HOW TO MARCH WITH MINIMUM BREAKING OF PROPER FORM. A marching band tries to be as smooth as possible while moving, so as not to jar their instrument, mouth, neck, arms, torso, or anything else.These ladies and gentlemen are BOUNCING and still playing properly, what the FU-!

Tumblr you are SLEEPING on this band!

A bye bye bye parody from the Stacy's dad guys (Sub-Radio) - bi bi bi

And even Lance Bass approves!

A preview of a couple scents from our upcoming Trigun body spray collection! A joint release with @esperian and @/resin_oc (on the app formerly known bird app.) Stay tuned for more info. Release @ 8pm EST on July 29th <3

Knives This blend is the tipping point in a bottle. Sweet grapefruit and spiced mint balance together perfectly as top notes, ready to tumble into heart notes of light lavender and deep black ink that drip into base notes of silver birch and cardamom. Vashwood This blend is deep and bracing. Top notes of Black Currant and ylang ylang blossom into floral heart notes of sweetened orchid, lotus and jasmine. Base notes of spiced dark chocolate, amber and musk bind these all together to be utterly inseparable.

A little sketch warm up comic from a text post made by @little-black-dress-zack-fair

Never lose a perfect shower line again.*

Also

‪Some quick paint series for Tsengru ‬

We've got wonderfull short fic based on these! go check it guys!😳✨ ===> https://archiveofourown.org/works/25092799

It has literally always been a lie.  These lies have killed millions of Americans over the years.  It has cost the US Trillions of dollars in lost efficiency and higher healthcare costs over the years.  It has helped drag down the life expectancy of the US, meaning, ultimately, that Americans have lost hundreds of millions of years from their lives.