Punkin Cat

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

old lady came up to my register and she smelled so strongly of weed. Granny were you hotboxing your car before you went to the grocy store. if so i hope you have a lovely day

women are really hot. did you guys know this

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

the lion does not concern herself with papa

I brought 2 cans of Dr. Pepper to a friend's party and we poured them into a saucepan to make hot Dr. Pepper, but it turned out we didn't like hot Dr. Pepper so we decided to keep it on the burner and reduce it down to Dr. Pepper syrup and then mixed that with soda water to make reconstituted Dr. Pepper, which it turned out we also didn't like

Bro this coffee cake is lowkey cumming in my ass right now

I don't think so

*getting really defensive* I’m literally getting cummed in by it right now