your stepson

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

found-family speedrun

New offspring just dropped.

Barefoot kyle trying to teach his nerd friend how to be hardcore. He got really drunk and smashed a barrel like donkey Kong and now he's passed out. It was totally sick.

Hard G, Hard D 😎

I want my lover’s raw member shoved inside of my tight little bedussy. My cooter will hug his pulsating donger, hold it close, and edge it closer and closer to complete satisfaction. Then his manhood will release his loving load into my garage and I shall house his children in my loving home. His DNA will be researched within my cells, and stored in my DNA. Thus us becoming a closer couple. My lover will become part of me, and I him.