(via âI Would Never Do This To You:â Protesting Flock, Arizona Man Presents Plan to Surveil Government Officials)
On July 20, Jacob Petrosky stood in front of the Casa Grande, Arizona City Council during a public comment session and made an announcement.
âIâve spent the last several months talking to people all over Casa Grande, and one thing keeps coming up: Safety. So, today Iâm excited to announce a new company called Shepherd Safety,â he said. âOur mission is simple. Keep government officials and their families safe.â It would be no different than how the city monitors its citizens using Flock cameras, he said; he planned to launch satellites that would use AI to monitor âwhere government officials go, where they stop, who they meet with, and when they return home.â
He said heâd already started compiling profiles on their vehicles, spouses vehicles, childrenâs vehicles, and planned to combine that data with Bluetooth signals, advertising IDs, and commercial data sources, âso our authorized users can replay the movements of every government official and their immediate family,â he said. Local businesses would be invited to join the network, to âprotectâ officials while they shop, eat at restaurants, and move around the city.
After laying out his plan and its benefits for the government officials before him, Petrosky revealed that it was all satire. âI would never do this to you,â he said to the council members. âCould I? Probably. But I wouldnât because itâs wrong. Just like what you guys are doing to us is wrong.â















