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I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

insomniac-arrest

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

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caffeinewitchcraft

A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.

"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."

"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"

"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"

"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."

"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"

I laughed. "I've heard that before."

"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."

I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"

Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.

There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.

Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.

mrsterlingeverything

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

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decompose1

you are all too comfortable with implying a lack of intelligence is a moral failing and your intelligence and/or academic skill makes you in some way superior/a better person, sometimes even going as far as ""joking"" about "natural selection", that the nebulous "stupid people" should all die. this is a eugenicist thought pattern and you sound like a fascist, just so you know.

decompose1

cognitively & intellectually disabled people are real, more common than you think, and exist in online, in real life, and in your communities. we see it when you say things like that. not only do you have no way of knowing if the person you're talking about is one of us or if they're some kind of "acceptable target" to you, but when you equate intelligence to morality, you hurt us all the same. make space for the intellectually disabled in your activism or admit you're a fascist like the rest of them

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badassdemonsword

When youre coming back from the Kevin Macleod rave and one of you almost died

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for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

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xxrie

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

thelambliesdown1974

victory royale

jame7h

finally painting the baroness. can you see her special cuteness…?

#yay! her cuteness!!

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40ouncesandamule

Officials in Cheyenne, Wyoming, have accused a Meta-affiliated contractor overseeing its data center of contamination of the town’s wastewat

Not to sound like a Luddite but infecting the water supply of the capital and most populous city of Wyoming with a "multidrug-resistant C. gilardii" that "can cause deaths in immunocompromised individuals, with a mortality rate of over 30%" is bad

perse-art

i finished scorpy’s arctic eggs vod yesterday. really beautiful fun game, the art style was so beautiful to me, it was quite impressionable

usually i don’t like most 3D game art cause it usually ends up looking like the same mainstream hyper realistic style, but this one was stylized so gorgeously. the character designs, environment, and mood were just stunning.

dogpuppy

The flat top on this mother fucker is so shape like, I need to be admitted to th hospital

comikbook

people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop

comikbook

i cant talk to people who hate on entire genres about music they have a sinister aura that i do not want to interact with

trinistaxmcnuggle

Even if it's Country?

comikbook

yes hot take the hatred of country music as a whole will often come down to classism i love country music i love bluegrass i love folk and writing off a whole genre or type of music is crazyyyyyyy

ratsquinks

BREAKING NEWS: miso soup the rat is very happy. peace and love on planet earth

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