God's Favorite Mistake

the thing about evangelizers is that it is fundamentally rude to walk up to strangers and try to convince them to change religions, but even non/loose christians who don't evangelize don't understand this

They also seem to operate under the unreasonable belief that most people are one good sales pitch away from changing their entire understanding of the world.

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

I love how in most of these the tall person looks happy or neutral and the short person looks like they're considering the consequences of killing the camera man

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

The thing is I don't just want a "Oh you can still just be friends with this character:)" shtick where it's just like vaguely acknowledged at a skin deep level. I want other characters to comment on how close you are at a platonic level. I want extra scenes written just for characters who are close. I want platonic relationships to be considered equally important as romantic ones.

i just really wish everything was okay for trans girls forever

Having been Very Online in the mid 1990s is rough because half of your formative influences are like "yeah, this Flash video engages in pop culture deconstruction that's strikingly topical even thirty years later and did things to my vocabulary that persist to this day, and I can literally never recommend it to anyone because its core premise is a level of homophobic ordinarily observed only under laboratory conditions".