Archive of Ancient Tumblr Posts

Originally posted August 14, 2009

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

Originally posted August 14, 2015

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

Originally posted August 10, 2013

Originally posted August 10, 2013

Originally posted August 7, 2013

Originally posted August 6, 2011

Originally posted August 3, 2011

Originally posted July 24, 2013

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

Originally posted July 18, 2016

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

Originally posted July 2, 2013

Originally posted June 26, 2014

Originally posted June 20, 2012

Originally posted June 10, 2014

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

what’s wrong with “xD”?

not now quirkybrittany

Reply originally posted June 3, 2013

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

Originally posted May 30, 2016

I’m that mutual that is literally always online and every time you check ya dash you’re like damn does that girl not have a life and the answer is no

Originally posted May 20, 2016

i really didnt know how good pineapple juice was for concealing the taste of vodka. my aunt just taught me this a few minutes ago. now i dont even care she had a seizure in my living room a few days ago.

Originally posted May 13, 2013