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Fuck you delilah what the fuck is new york city

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

who? taylor swift is engaged? yeah i know her we went to tumblr together

it’s awesome how we have unlimited chances to become a better version of ourselves

got suicide baited on indeed dot com forward slash careers

You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?