big meatballs

Shane: ok ok

Shane: shane anthony gratata swag bitch betterthanjasperndylan hELLA

Shane: I like it so much better my way :D

Shane: shane anthony gratata has a nice ring to it 👍

Jasper: no

Shane: wHAT

Shane: well fucking then :P

Shane: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((:

Shane: we are now, yes

Shane: this is why I feel so bad for you deep inside man... we might be twins but unfortunately for you, somehow I am STILL better looking.. the world works in mysterious ways friend

Jasper: i'm blocking you

Shane: that's offensive but I'm also happy you got the reference

Shane: ((((((:

Shane: hmm im way better looking than you, so she probably wouldn't fall for it

Jasper: (((((((((((((((((((((((:

Jasper: are we having a dumb contest for fat chins

Shane: empHASIS !!!

Shane: wow, you can't even spell however right.. well done (:

Shane: why the fuck would she bring you doughnuts ???

Jasper: ok fat josh peck

Jasper: fuck off i hate you

Shane: he means well, he means well haha. obviously not bro

Shane: I can spell donuts however the fuck I want

Shane: um, no you will not ¿ !!

Jasper: why did you type that shit out twice

Jasper: and i can spell distraught owever the fuck I WANT

Shane: a lil dramatic ain't he? you're an idiot even I can fucking spell distraught

Shane: you expect me to bring you donuts when you didn't give me any on the island lmfao

Jasper: for a second i thought he was about to throw up his words on me, stfu autocorrect is my bitch

Jasper: doughnuts* ya i fuckin do

Shane: i feel you, dont worry about it, lmao

Shane: i've been eating in the kitchen for like, the past two hours wbu

Jasper: he looked so fucking distraut or distraught whatever dude

Shane: he was an old friend in primary school?? kinda lost touch in high school though

Jasper: he says I know him and i don't remember him i kinda feel shitty but idc at the same time