the king is still so funny to me conceptually. the npc ever. what if the gang that had the biggest influence over the lawless part of post apocalyptic las vegas was all elvis themed. what if the gang's leader was a benevolent anarchist who got elevated to unrivalled gang leader status just because people like him so darn much. and what if he had no idea who elvis was and considered his dead-ringer impersonation schtick to be a religious thing

and what if he showed his affection by sending errand boys to sprint full speed at you from two blocks away and give you radioactive junk food and whole raw ears of corn

"The media doesn't want you to know Pete Wentz is Black" is something I said as a joke earlier today but the more you think about it the more that's just actually genuinely true