Catholic Hancock is Canon, He Told Me Himself

Elden Ring AU where Hancock's Danse's Finger Maiden just because it's silly and I don't care about lore

Hancock blowing straight chunks after a night binge drinking and Danse awkwardly patting his back. Sure they're dating but like he told him not to drink a full bottle of vodka and chase it with whiskey and three beers so he's also a little pissed off because he knew this would happen and he doesn't want to reward shitty and impulsive behavior (Hancock still thinks it's the sweetest thing ever don't worry his bar is in HELL).

Danse in a time loop but it starts before he and Hancock are a couple so over the course of the loops he's reliving every relationship milestone and experiencing new ones over and over again. It gets to the point where he's so madly in love with him (and hundreds of versions of him) that the thought of leaving the loop and potentially losing Hancock is so painful he'd live through hundreds of loops that always close with his death rather than risk a lifetime without him. Is this anything am I cooking.

Me x not writing is my OTP <3

Giving Hancock every disease ever

Hnnnnnng my brain's on oil rigs now

Move over Medieval AU, Revenant AU is my new fav

Just thought of a dumbass plot where Hancock dies and Danse makes a deal with an ancient and dead god to bring him back and he's a little fucked up but it's ok because he still fucks with Danse

Putting Hancock in the absolute worst situations ever and then saying I love that little piece of shit call me toxiccccc

The shit I do to that blond man

A Knight and His Lord (4758 words) by AmberDarling Chapters: 1/30 Fandom: Fallout 4 Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Paladin Danse/John Hancock (Fallout) Characters: Paladin Danse (Fallout), John Hancock (Fallout), Mayor McDonough (Fallout) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Medieval, Catholicism, Catholic Imagery, Religion, Ableism, Ableist Language, Danse is an Asshole, Hancock is a Little Shit, Hancock Ragebaits Danse: Medieval Edition, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Chivalry, Work in Progress, Blood and Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Eventual Romance Summary: Danse, a disgraced French knight with little to his name, comes to England seeking a restoration of his honor and title. There, he earns the affections of Hancock, the younger brother of King Guy McDonough and the only one keeping England together.

Plague Arc's gonna go hard tbh