hiiiii piper nation

hera is like "i know a spot" and then she wipes your memory and puts you on a school bus to take a field trip to the grand canyon that you didnt sign up for with two people youve never met before in your life, one of whom is convinced that youre her boyfriend and the other who insists that youre his best friend, an angry satyr w a baseball bat posing as a high school coach who definitely shouldnt have his job, and an evil storm spirit who hits on your girl and yeah shes really only been your girl for maybe half an hour but like youre still upset about it regardless, then you get electrocuted while youre trying to fight said evil storm spirit because hes moved on from trying to hit on your girl and has instead decided to kill you, and just when you think your day cant get any weirder, a blonde girl with a knife shows up to scream at you about her missing boyfriend because you lost a shoe in the fight and the goddess who got you into this mess told her that a guy with one shoe would be the key to all her problems, and like her relationship issues really arent your concern but now shes dragging you off to some camp in a flying chariot to interrogate you about it anyway so at this point youre kinda just like yeah okay this might as well happen.

puppy crushes are such an underrated relationship dynamic. I love a character that's admires another character so much they can't help but have a little crush about it, and the other character has no obligation to return the sentiment. I love when romantic tension/ yearning is resolved by evolution of character rather than obligatory fulfillment of the desire. I love romantic feelings that have to be grown out of for a character to mature.

Let me be more clear: they have an office locally & the state report that there is a huge presence of them in the capitol of my state and surrounding area; over 3,300 in my state and 380 in our immediate area. I need as little exposure to heavily populated areas as possible as someone visibly Brown. There's not a back up for me if something happens - no bills no nothing.

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! IM SNOWED IN BABEY AND LOW ON MEAT. Remember to capitalize the B in Black this month and every month and show up for your Black community members and Black people beyond. No excuses let's gooooo

Nothing.

one of the best things about pjotv percy going so hard with the yearning is that he is still in fact actually deeply oblivious to the nature of his feelings so even absolutely unhinged shit like "i'd burn down olympus for you" is genuinely him just Having A Real Normal One With His Good Friend Annabeth

maybe if luke had hit a bong every once in a while he wouldn't have turned to kronos's aid did you ever think of that

rip luke castellan you would have loved banana flavored carts

rip luke castellan you would’ve loved a smooth rip off a wedding cake blunt

actually now that i think about it we should have come up with a secret good 6th book theory when heroes of olympus ended like that. we went down too easy

Let me be more clear: they have an office locally & the state report that there is a huge presence of them in the capitol of my state and surrounding area; over 3,300 in my state and 380 in our immediate area. I need as little exposure to heavily populated areas as possible as someone visibly Brown. There's not a back up for me if something happens - no bills no nothing.

i did all the math for nico's pjo timeline for rick and he should pay me. rick apparently said that nico's birthdate is (undecidedly) january 28th of 1924, but in house of hades, nico states that he, bianca and maria visited diocletian's private estate when he was 6 years old, around 1938, putting his birth year around 1932 rather than 1924. the oath of the big three was formed after the end of world war 2, in 1945, which hades agreed to despite having two underage children left alive. zeus attempted to kill bianca and nico in response, which resulted in the death of maria, and hades then hid bianca and nico in the lotus hotel and casino. if nico was born in 1932, he would have been 13 in 1945, and if he'd been born in 1924, he would have been 21. the titans curse takes place in 2007, 2 years before the 2009 battle of manhatten, meaning nico and bianca were in the lotus hotel and casino for roughly 60 years, not 70 years, and for nico to have been 10 years old in the titan's curse, his birthdate would have had to have been january 28th of 1935. in conclusion, rick riordan doesn't fact check or reference his own work, and he very much so can't do math.