Wow, Bitchhhh

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

So… Instead of informing said FB moms of what they’re actually posting, you just bitch to Tumblr because they don’t know everything you do? That’s super mature of you!

yeah lemme just go tell this woman I talked to twice when we were 17 that I recognized her harmless repost as my little pony porn that’ll brighten her day

masc4masc game night

masc vs masc

My new, totally uneducated guess for why humans tell stories is to keep them from getting bored and cranky while following a gazelle for four hours. No deeper mystery or meaning. Some folk needed a distraction while they tried to catch dinner so they just made some shit up. The end.

The equivalent of listening and singing to songs on your way home so you don't fall asleep at the wheel.

For millennia upon millenia, humans have had to yell creatively to keep on task 

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

can not believe that a 70 year old senator actually uttered the phrase “ignorant slut” about bernie sanders on the senate floor.