Can you not...

thinking abt how naruto was so stupid but it served him SOOO well like when sasuke said “naruto i have to kill you like actually murder u…. because you are my closest friend” and naruto exercised exactly zero listening comprehension like he skipped RIGHT over part one of the statement and was like OH SASUKEH.. IM YOUR FRIEND…? like there’s an obvious trend of dumb protagonists in anime but no one did it like him

if this virus kills me please put this on my tombstone

What

what part do u not understand

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top