UNRIPE DISAPPOINTMENT

If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead.

I’ve watched this about 20 times on loop and it’s improved my mood by about 784%!

HardstopLucas is so damn funny bro

IM SCREAMING 😂😂

Yo he is KILLING ME WITH THESE

This is so me I can’t even believe it

me when i’m drunk

me when I’m sober

you know what I mean?

I don’t know what I expected.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn

@ people saying this is racist: every member of every boy band regardless of race look exactly the same

yeah okay thats fair

regardless of this not “technically” being racist because “all boy bands do look the same” you still cant just go around saying asian people look the same because thats a very specific racial stereotype that we have been dealing with for years. its still distasteful. discussion closed.

Exactly

a centaur, but the human part is replaced with the front half of lightning mcqueen

I am literally such an easy person to satisfy. Give me a snack, hold my hand, kiss my forehead, look at the moon and stars with me, hand me a wild flower.

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben

Evan Rachel Wood QUEEN