benji

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

The dinosaur’s name is Jerry

can you put that thing on a leash?

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

@troutgog

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