Elle Barrie

I hate you.

If there was ever a post Tumblr needed to go viral it’s this one (only 848 people have joined so far).

This is an amazing opportunity for myself as well as countless others!

11782 people have signed,they need 50000

20187 ✊🏾

I need this sign this

if everyone that reblogged this signed it there’d be enough signatures or almost enough

right

Rebloging for the Americans that are interested in this

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when ur friend didnt #growupshady

this pigeon was having trouble pecking at a stale cookie on the street so i went over and crushed it with my foot so it could eat better and i think that was the nicest thing i did this year

FUCK YOU GUYS WHO THOUGHT THAT I CRUSHED THE PIGEON AT FIRST IM A NICE PERSON

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

is it wrong to want christmas cummies?💦👅 im not on daddy santa’s naughty list.. i’ve been a good boy this year 💕💝😺

delete this post

Lucille Ball wasn’t even a fucking redhead, she was naturally a brunette and used henna to dye it red smfh

today on satan makes a blog post

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format