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i can’t imagine robert pattinson’s bruce would ever text anyone but if he did he would text selina “saw a snail today… effervescent” just like edward cullen would if he also texted

every 80 years or so the cullens all have fake funerals for each other as like some "poetic tribute to the fragility of mortality" or some bullshit but when its edwards turn, rosalie gets up to speak and absolutely roasts the shit out of him for a solid 2 hours and edward just has to lay in his casket with his eyes closed and take it

The cultural impact of Shrek 2’s I Need a Hero has only one true rival and it’s Twilight’s baseball scene

We are full of so many fuckign guys

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LMFAOOOOO

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

He’s correct

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

hes so hot

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