basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I s it getting hot in here or is it just this take

bro, just put your cock in me bro. fuck me like a slut, bro

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”

Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts

It doesn't stop being funny how "hypnosis sceptic who gets instantlossed" is one of the stock characters of hypno porn. Imagine that for any other kink.

"Bondage? Like from movies and Wonder Woman comics? Sure, go ahead, try to 'tie me up' as if that's really going to work."

the thing about instant loss is that consciously trying to avoid panel one behavior is itself very strongly panel one behavior

people complain about the top shortage but the REAL problem is that no one fw tops who can't host...we need a paradigm shift. bottoms need to start making money and acquiring a trophy top to keep on retainer *realizes this is really close to knighthood and i get so horny that my kneecaps explode* oughh

They should invent a bottom that rapes tops

when your erotica ends with a bibliography of works cited

"riling up the dog" model of dombottoming

Best sex position is guy who’s not there but is fundamental to everything

I've been told the pet play cannot contain talk of euthanasia

"I'm exclusively dominant" -> "I'm a service dom." -> "I just enjoy being in charge of someone's pleasure." -> "Honestly as long as I'm making someone else feel good I'm satisfied" -> "Yeah I guess I'm a switch when you put it like that" -> "I suppose I could explore my sub side with someone I trusted" -> "please please please let me touch you please i need it please"

tumblr has decided my dombreaking post is actually about heated rivalry

not to gross u out but i daydream abt u resting ur head on my chest and ur completely at ease and ur safe and warm