if I was cupid I'd line up trickshots to form polycules all the time. it'd be all I ever do

[ID: a large advertisement on (presumably) a subway wall for GLP-1s. it contains a picture of 2 injectors, one “zepbound” and one “wegovy hd”, and a small round pinkish pill. “GLP-1” is crossed out in black ink, and over it is written, “Say no to Drugs”; “Stay fat & sexy” with a heart drawn next to it. /end ID]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

it's also quite cute how some unaware type tf smut is basically just dramatic irony kink.

was actually completely unaware i had a dramatic irony kink until you posted this

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

If you come to my castle, you will need protection.

[sluttily rests my wrist on the pommel of my sword] hi

(flirting) haha i’m so pliant and suggestible. malleable, honestly. like so weak willed it’s crazy

little miss instantlossbait would like you to know that just because she’s grabbable and easily held down doesn’t mean she’s - mffgh mfff!

If I had super powers I actually would use them for good because its not about being a good person or doing whats easy, its about doing what's right! I will save the day !

why are YOU whining about getting edged?? don't you know how hard it is for me? all I wanna do is see you cum over and over until you go fucking braindead but instead I'm taking my time with you, treating you nice, making sure it's gonna be extra good for you. so why don't you thank me? say it. say "thank you for not letting me cum yet." good job. say it again.

uses my evil sex mind control powers to make you come cuddle comfy in bed

Can I amplify this and use my evil power of suggestion to tell you words of affirmation?

knight who kneels to kiss their king's signet ring x king who takes the opportunity to stick their fingers in his mouth. or something.