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I love that this post is here to dunk on logan paul and the flat earth society

the grinch being in all these stupid advertisements contradicts the anti-consumerist nature of the grinch himself. the reason he hated christmas was because he thought the holiday was simply an expression of vain materialism. the grinch only loved christmas after he realized that christmas wasn’t actually about mundane consumption, but the selfless love of community. in this essay i will-

OP where’s the essay

Me, texting my girlfriend: Babe you’ll never guess what I did to our tree…

Wholesome

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

y'all realise low empathy and difficulty understanding complex social cues and norms aren’t excuses for being a horrible person right

like it’s possible to struggle to relate to other people and still treat them with kindness. y'all get that right.

not having empathy is alright, its a given trait. not having compassion? learn it or perish

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

Why is this so funny

my kids not having no white friends im sorry

reblogging for last comment

why do you hurt me so

oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous

This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing, let me tell you the truth of the matter. Wooly Bear caterpillars are born in autumn/early winter, and live as far north as the arctic. They freeze over the winter months, completely solid. Then, come spring time, they thaw out, and turn into an Isabella Tiger moth. So this little guy/girl is going to have a very happy memory to dream about over the winter. And you can all stop crying now. :)

omg thank you 

if Tumblr dies, it is content like this I will miss the most

This is actually really cute I love it

Harder hat and gun that is alive kill me

demolished

Gottem!

i went to fact check this and he literally is

fuck them up philip