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i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

i love me some scooby doo ass music

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

I hate when straight men sag like its IN THE WINDOW how am I expected NOT to window shop?

And theyre also always ALWAYS wearing the most colorful underwear imaginable like dont decorate the tree if you dont want people to look at it

And its not the same as women wearing low cleavage dresses or something; the clothing is designed that way, sagging is something men intentionally do for no actual reason other than to show off the unusually thick ass they did not work for that isn't getting eaten its literally putting food on display that no one is allowed to eat im so mad

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#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

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