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Episode 00 | Guess Who’s Back

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Ennoshita was parked and waiting by the bag claim before Y/N even got off the plane. He made a little sign and bought ramen from her favorite place.

Y/N said she arrived 12pm JST but Tanaka and Noya read it as 12pm EST so they would’ve showed up at the airport at 1am.

Noya’s staying with Tanaka for a month to help settle Y/N in

Noya’s always on some random side quest

This takes place before Paranormal Idiots is created

Y/N and Tendou lost contact after he graduated hs and moved to France, but before that they were inseparable (but never dated)

They were very much right person wrong time, everyone thought they were together but neither of them acted on their feelings

Goshiki has push notifications on Y/N’s accounts so he knows when she uploads

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Episode 06 || Uncanny Valley

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Tendou’s always leaving random things at Y/N’s place and vice versa. They each have a overnight bag at the other’s place for impromptu sleepovers

In the middle of filming, Tanaka showed up banging on Y/N’s door. She answered it and as they were talking Tendou walked up behind her to see what was going on.

It was dark at her place, and Tendou forgot he had the makeup on. So, Tanaka screamed when he saw him. Y/N got a noise complaint from her neighbor afterwards.

Tanaka showed up unannounced to get help planning his proposal. He doesn’t trust himself after the whole ring debacle.

Tendou knew about the fan accounts, he follows a couple on his private.

Goshiki’s feed and fyp has been filled with ship edits of the two. He hates it because A) ew he doesn’t want to watch fan edits of TENDOU! and B) it makes him remember he has no game.

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Bun’s super sorry she took so long! Your request has been done!!

Bun assumes you meant a s/o with big thighs! But if Bun got it wrong they’re super duper sorry! (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

Andrew Kreiss

He wouldn’t be so focused on your body

He loves you for your personality, and your kind heart!

But… thighs.. he’s a thighs man, he can’t help but look at them!

And if you ever showed him that you can literally crush a watermelon between your thighs he’s gonna start being even more in love with them

Sees you as someone with the thighs of a goddess

In his eyes you have the thighs of a goddess because he loves you <33

Please let him rest his head on them

He usually has to keep up a serious act, being hesitant to take compliments and interact with people

But when he’s resting his head on your thighs he can relax and be himself! He loves how soft and warm they are!

He’d actually love to have his head squished in between your thighs but he’s too shy to say anything and respects you too much, he’s in denial about wanting to be squished between them

Loves when you wear anything like shorts, skirts and thigh high stockings

But mainly in private

Will not hesitate to intimidate anybody who tries to touch or even gaze at your thighs

He loves your thighs and refuses to let anyone else have them <3

Luca Balsa

Luca’s also a gentlemen, he loves you for you

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t love your thighs though! He thinks they’re lovely

So soft, and warm.. perfect pillow \(//∇//)\

He also really likes resting his head on them! Whenever he’s taking a break from his genius inventions stuff or having a headache he can calm down with them!

If he’s having a headache please gently pet his head when he’s resting on your thighs, it helps a lot

Gently squishes your thighs.. soft and squishy <33

Probably bit your thigh atleast one time

He apologized so much because he thought it would be seen as inappropriate + he doesn’t wanna hurt your thigh with his fang

But like if you’re okay with it Luca would definitely like to kiss them a lot! And bite them sometimes (the biting is outside the lovey dovey times as well, he loves biting them because big squish)

William Ellis

Can probably crush a watermelon between his thighs as well

He’s a big strong athlete! A watermelon could easily be crushed

So having a s/o that can also do it? Yeah he’s gonna have a competition with you to see who can crush a melon faster, loser has to do whatever the winner says!

Lowkey wants you to crush his head in your thighs

Will offer you rides on his shoulders mainly to feel your thighs on the sides of his head

William’s enjoying the warmth so much ♪( ´▽｀)

He’ll tell whoever’s staring for too long or being mean about your thighs to leave you alone! Nobody’s mean to his lover >:(

But.. if talking won’t work…

Will not hesitate to charge at anybody staring or being mean about your thighs :)

Makes funny little comments about your thighs, not teasing! Never!! He’s super sweet and friendly!

The comments are about how big and lovely they are, how they make him feel at paradise, etc

Carries you on his shoulders during friendly matches or takes you to a calming area where he can rest his head on them

Also very much loves when you’re wearing shorts, skirts and thigh high stockings because.. v-very nice ♥︎(//∇//)

Wu Chang

They’re both very respectful, no unholy comments from them!

Xie will compliment your thighs and tell you how warm and soft they are, and how they’re beautiful, insecure or not

Fan tends to stare at them a bit more often, but he does his best to look away and hide the slight blush on his cheeks before you notice, he’s much more hesitant and awkward when it comes to complimenting your thighs (and you in general)

Both are protective, they don’t like anybody else looking directly at your thighs

Fan will be aggressive, he’ll give a death glare and if that doesn’t scare them off they’ll be in Emily’s office in five minutes and then will stay in their room for weeks

Xie is the kind of guy to smile when he’s mad, we have ( ◠‿◠ ) and （╹◡╹）

That will always scare people off for the first time, he’s much scarier then Fan when he’s mad

Both love your thighs so much and wants to keep the thighs to themselves <33

Antonio

He’s loving them

He’d love you no matter what kind of thighs you had tbh! Thighs are thighs!

Loves wrapping his hair around them, he just does ( ^ω^ )

His hands work as well! He likes being able to feel em!

Absolutely loves when your wear something like skirts, shorts, over the knee dresses, thigh high stockings, etc

Actually encourages it! He wants to see your beauty!!

If anybody compliments how you look in the outfit he’ll let it slide, you’re his lovely lady after all so he knows you won’t leave him

But if somebody tries touching, stares for too long or makes a comment that’s a bit too mean he maaay or may not ‘accidentally’ hit them with a music note… ♪

“Oh, sorry about that dear, it was an accident :)” it wasn’t

Least possessive! He’s more loving and praising you and making sure you love yourself just as much!

YESS OFC YOU CAN!! christening this blog with some fluffy xiefan x reader, what a great day ^^

Wu Chang x Insomniac!Reader

There’s no scenario where the guards are happy to see you stressed or in pain, and this is no exception. Whatever the reason for your insomnia, they’re going to do their best to at least help you through it.

Xie Bi’An’s focus is on helping you relax. Before you try to sleep, he’ll be in the bathroom drawing you a warm bath complete with lavender aromatherapy. If you’re willing, he’ll help wash your skin and hair as you unwind, but even if you aren’t he’s ready with the fluffiest towels and the warmest set of pajamas.

Warm milk, tea, whatever your preference- he’s already in the kitchen making you both a cup (and one for Wujiu, of course.).

As you’re making yourself comfortable on the bed, Bi’An’s picking out a story to read to you- silence certainly won’t help you sleep any faster. If there’s a topic you want to talk about instead, he has no problems engaging you in conversation until you finally start to feel sleepy. 

Secretly though, he really likes reading books to you; you just look so serene, even before you’re actually asleep. It’s a moment he doesn’t get to see very often, and he cherishes it every time.

Fan Wujiu’s focus is making you feel comfortable. Unlike Bi’An, he’s not as skilled when it comes to comforting people, so he tries to treat you as he’d want you to treat him if the roles were reversed (not that he’ll ever admit that, though.).

While you’re in the bath, he’s fluffing your pillows and getting you extra blankets. There might be a stray comment about how messy your bed and room get, but he still makes an effort to tidy it up a bit.

Once you’re out, he’ll offer his shoulder or chest for you to lay on. He’s not the warmest individual (both emotionally and physically), but if you accept he’ll arrange the pillows to make sure you’re especially comfortable while you do so, and hold his arm around you for good measure.

If you ask, he’ll hold your hand, rub your face with his fingers, or do any kind of affectionate touch as Bi’An is reading to you both. Sometimes he interrupts, and it turns into a lighthearted back-and-forth between the two. Even if it derails from the story, it’s always nice hearing your boyfriends speak so casually with each other.

As you’re finally beginning to tire, Bi’An will close his book and join Wujiu in snuggling you in bed. Bi’An will keep talking if you ask him to, but he won’t go to sleep until you’re already snoring. Wujiu is…less disciplined about staying awake for you, but the sound of his breathing against your shoulder is comforting in and of itself.

If you ask very very nicely in this moment, either one of them will sing you a lullaby. They aren’t the greatest singers, but their voices are soft and so full of affection that it’s incredibly hard not to feel at ease when they sing to you, especially if they’re singing together.

If it’s okay, could I have smut headcanons for a fem reader who’s a little chubby (and very self conscious about it) with Wu Chang?… like, both guards. Cuz why accept one when you can have two I guess.

Lots of love!!

𝒲𝓊 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔 𝓍 𝒞𝒽𝓊𝒷𝒷𝓎 𝐹𝑒𝓂!𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒮𝓂𝓊𝓉 𝐻𝒸𝓈.

Xie Bi'an + Fan Wujiu | "Wu Chang" x Chubby Female Reader Smut Headcanons.

warnings ; smut , fluff , slight body dysmorphia (?) , praise , body worship , tit sucking , implied size difference , hickies , biting kink , cunnilingus , face sitting , thigh fucking , mating press , spanking if you squint , degradation if you get a magnifying glass , etc .

author's note ; hihi anon ! i loved making this so much because i'm plus sized myself AND im so in love with wuwu right now ... it's like 4 am at the time i started writing this bear with me here . anyways enjoy !

NSFW Alphabet Hcs.

Characters: Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu.

Genre: Smut, Headcanon game.

Letters: B, D, I.

A/N: Aww thank you!! It's INCREDIBLY late, but I hope you like it!

Also I can send you some pictures of my shrimps (yes I have a aquarium with shrimps) if you want!!! (I don't know if shrimps are considered as pet).

I'm so sorry this took so long 😭

Naib, Wu Chang, and Luca with a fragile s/o who wants to be stronger:

Wu Chang:

Xie has always been trying to be careful with s/o during matches. Knowing that they aren't the strongest survivor, but they aren't the weakest either. Xie basically has a soft spot for them

Fan, on the other hand. Does not go easy on them like Xie does, but if his s/o really needs the break. He'll let them take a breather and change target

S/o was getting tired of struggling in so many matches, losing constantly, rinse, and repeat. Even if the match was a win, s/o was already back at the manor

So they went up to their lovers one day and asked for a custom match. Just the three of them

The two were confused but accepted

It was lost after loss again, and s/o was growing increasingly frustrated

Fan was actually the first one to put a halt to everything. Seeing that they were getting upset.

"Alright, something is the matter."

"I just wanted practice.."

"Practice until your knees break?"

When s/o explained everything, it made a lot of sense now

The two agreed to help them, but they help them through training methods and not just out right letting them wing it

Fan and Xie go outside of their abilities to give s/o harder courses. Which scared the shit out of them because the last thing they expected is for the two to full on SPRINT and also pull off some flexible moves

The worst one yet is when Fan was on the ceiling waiting for s/o to come through. He did that because he thought it was funny

When they get back out into the actual matches. S/o is doing much better than before

But when they enter duo's. It's a bit of a different story. Xie and Fan did teach them about getting through duo's by treating each other as different hunters than one. The only problem is that hunters like to target s/o for easy pickings and won't let up no matter what

Fan decided he wanted to be fully present in those matches rather than switch out. Not because he doesn't think s/o can't handle it, but he does not trust the other hunter to keep their cool when they realize s/o is not an easy grab anymore

There have been a few times when Fan had to fight a hunter. Those days are actually when he lets everyone win for the sake of not letting the hunter have satisfaction

Xie is very proud of s/o, though that some times he needed to be reminded that he needed to chair them, not let them kite him the entire match

Luca:

The strongest out of some of the decoders, considering his vaulting speed and pallet throws aren't slow. Average, but not slow either

He normally prefers to coordinate the match to help s/o stay in longer, such as carefully picking ciphers that aren't close to the hunter

This annoyed survivors some, but he didn't care honestly. With how some of them treat his s/o, he may or may not have led hunters to them and force them to take over kiting

His s/o asked him for help one day and told him that they wanted to learn how to kite better in matches. At first, he tried to direct them towards someone like Norton, Melly, or even Margie, or Patricia

Then they told him why they're asking him. He's fairly good at multi-tasking and knows all the best ways to lose a hunter when he is found first.

So, he begins helping them in custom matches with a hunter he trusts

It was really rough at first to the point that even the hunter was like: "Uh, I think they need a break. Like now."

Luca is trying to think of ways to teach them better because maybe the hunter isn't the best idea. So HE decides to pretend to be the hunter

He says shit like: "C'MERE PRETTY BOY/GIRL/DARLING!" While chasing them. He's also always yelling outta pocket shit

Yet this actually helped s/o improve significantly

So when Luca brings the hunter back, s/o is actually doing pretty well! Sure, they got captured once or twice, but they did really good!

Now, when the two go back in real matches. Luca tells them that if they need someone to take over, he won't mind kitting. They reassure him they'll be fine.

Boy, was everyone amazed with how well s/o was doing. All those months of practicing paid off. This made other survivors relieved as this means Luca won't lead the hunters to them anymore when he's mad at them

Naib:

Naib protects his s/o in matchs... CONSTANTLY. One of the reasons why s/o even makes it through a match

He's always next to them, working a cipher, taking over kites for them, taking hits for them, and will not hesitate to drag/carry their ass across the map to an open gate

Then his s/o asked him while they were getting ready to sleep one night if he could train them to do better in matches. He questioned them about it, and they gave a simple answer of wanting to be self-reliant when he's not in matches with them.

Which he finds understandable. So he agrees to it

And yes, he did use training military techniques on them. He was nicer about it, though... Unlike his trainers

He would also train with them. He wanted them to build up their lower and upper body strength before he had a hunter chase them

Naib is very encouraging about it. If they're starting to tire out, he'll encourage them to do two more then take a break

He also had them spare with him. They were super wobbly and unbalanced about it. He would give them tips on what to do and what not to do

He didn't exactly go easy on them when they were sparing, but he wasn't brutal. He will immediately stop if his s/o tells him to or if it's clear they are getting overwhelmed

When he finally let's them do a custom match. He is watching that hunter like a hawk. Doesn't matter how will known the hunter is known for friendliness he is making sure they don't fuck his s/o over

He coached them through those custom matches for months.

He may have probably trained them too well for any hunters liking because once they were back on the real matches, so many hunters would get frustrated and change target

Naib would praise them when he sees them at some point in the match

But, Naib still wants to decode next to them. Old habits die hard

He's still going to be protective no matter what. He adores his s/o too much. This also means he might watch them kite rather than decode

🔎 Identity V Fanfiction Character Settings & Interaction Guide

Characters: The Dentist (Finsen Hunter) × You (Y/N) × The Cueist (Marcus Thorne)

Genre: Dark Academia Romance, Mutual Secret Crushing, Slow-Burn Tension, High Character Depth, Bittersweet yet Heartwarming, Happy Ending (HE).

🔬 Character 1: The Dentist — Finsen Hunter

"A painless observer, trembling only for your sake."

1. Core Profile & Romantic Psychology

Background: Born in Glasgow to a quiet, solitary tooth-puller. His mother passed away early, and his Congenital Insensitivity to Pain with Anhidrosis (CIPA) completely isolated him from human empathy. He could never comprehend "pain," only mimicking his father’s practiced comforts while observing patients' contorted faces. Bullied relentlessly, he adopted a ruthless "survival of the fittest" worldview. His only solace was his father's optical lens, which warped a chaotic world into orderly, distorted reflections.

The Meaning of "You": To him, humanity is a mouth full of decaying teeth. You, however, are the cleanest, most precious "deciduous tooth"—pure, fragile, and the only proof that he is truly alive.

Crush Style: Introverted, immersive, and medically obsessive. He doesn't believe in dramatic confessions. Instead, he infiltrates your life with calculated, clinical precision, wrapping his burning obsession in cold, sterile care.

2. Detailed Behavior Patterns (While Crushing)

In Matches: His refraction zones always prioritize your location. The ultraviolet beams weaken threats surrounding you without directly giving away his position, quietly weaving a safe "treatment path" through the chaos. He tracks your every breath and flinch through his lens.

Private Moments: Whenever you lose a match or collapse from exhaustion, a perfectly tempered vial of soothing ointment or refreshing mouthwash appears on your table. Beside it lies a neat, precise medical note: "Heart rate elevated today. Recommend deep breathing. Stay clean." You only ever catch a fleeting glimpse of his pristine robe disappearing down the corridor.

Subtle Obsession: He occasionally "borrows" minor personal belongings—a stray strand of your hair, a used bandage. He studies them under extreme magnification, thoroughly disinfects them with clinical reverence, and quietly returns them. It is his singular, private ritual to confirm that your existence is real.

3. Heart-Fluttering High-Impact Scenes

【The Foggy Night Dressing】 One foggy night in the manor garden, you accidentally cut your palm. As blood wells up, a beam of refracted light suddenly envelops you. Finsen emerges from the shadows, kneeling before you. His gloved hand hovers delicately over the wound. His voice is a low, soothing murmur: "Open up. Let me see."You extend your hand, whispering teasingly, "Doctor... will it hurt?" His lens fogs slightly from his catching breath. He, a man who cannot feel pain, visibly trembles at the thought of yours. After bandaging you, he murmurs intensely: "Next time... do not injure yourself. My patient can only be treated by me." Flashing a rare, faint crimson at the tips of his ears, he retreats into the fog, leaving behind a custom ointment bottle meticulously engraved with your initials.

【How to Make Him Blush】 Gently touch his injured right eye/lens, or softly whisper, "Doctor, you need someone to care for you, too." His lens will fog instantly, his entire frame freezing under your touch. His voice will drop to a shaky, vulnerable whisper: "Patient... please do not tease me." His blush is silent, clinical, and profoundly exposed.

His Gift to You: A delicate pendant crafted from alloy and fractured lens pieces, encasing an intricate ivory carving of a "deciduous tooth" modeled after your smile. It subtly catches and reflects your image. He pushes the box toward you, his eyes lowered focus-shiftingly: "It is a research sample. Wear it so I can accurately monitor your physiological condition. This is... a medical necessity."

🎱 Character 2: The Cueist — Marcus Thorne

"The ultimate predator, calculating every trajectory just to pocket you into his domain."

1. Core Profile & Romantic Psychology

Background: Raised in lawless underground arenas where only the victors ate. Despite the brutality, he possessed a rare, buried streak of nobility, occasionally tossing scraps to the defeated. Discovered by an aristocrat, his genius billiards talent made him a star—until the rise of snooker and a catastrophic "collapse accident" left his career shattered. Fusing his mind with Maxwell's Demon theory, he became a Hunter of the manor, controlling the board through absolute calculation and territorial dominance.

The Meaning of "You": You are the wildly unpredictable "cue ball" on his table—the one variable he desperately wants to guide into his perfect, winning pocket.

Crush Style: Strategic, outwardly domineering, yet inwardly restrained. He treats your romance like a championship game, planning every "shot" and angle involving you with fierce, lion-like protectiveness.

2. Detailed Behavior Patterns (While Crushing)

In Matches: His kinetic trajectories always clear paths for you first, violently striking down the biggest threats in your sector. It is the silent spectacle of a lion aggressively clearing a hunting ground for his mate.

Private Moments: Miniature billiard balls that he personally polished to a mirror sheen mysteriously appear in the recreation room. They are finely engraved with trajectory diagrams pointing to a single word: "Win." If you are feeling down, he will "casually" saunter past, tapping your forehead with his cue: "Don't frown. It ruins your aim."

Hidden Care: He secretly notes your daily habits—the way you grip objects, your walking rhythm, your center of gravity—solely to optimize his protective ballistics around you.

3. Heart-Fluttering High-Impact Scenes

【The Behind-the-Back Shot】 After a grueling match, you practice alone in the dim recreation room. Marcus watches from the doorway before stepping silently behind you. He wraps his large, scarred, burning-hot hands directly over yours to adjust your grip on the cue. "Like this... the path stays steady," he dictates, his chest pressing against your back. You deliberately lean back into his warmth, smiling up at him: "Lion, is your aim off today because of me?" His throat bobs heavily. With his ears burning a violent red, he suddenly presses you firmly against the edge of the billiard table, his voice dropping to a rough, possessive growl: "Shut up. Or I’ll pocket you into my domain right now." He turns his face away to hide his intense blush, but his grip on your hands never loosens.

【How to Make Him Blush】 Sneak up and hug him tightly from behind while he is practicing, or teasingly whisper, "Your shots are getting messy because of me, aren't they?" He will maintain his fierce, domineering front, but his ears will flush a bright scarlet, and his knuckles will turn white from gripping his cue too tightly. His blush is explosive, defensive, yet incredibly pure.

His Gift to You: A custom set of palm-sized billiard balls and a miniature cue. Each ball is exquisitely engraved with your side profile and specific coordination timestamps of your meetings. The cue is perfectly weighted for your hands. He shoves the box over, aggressively looking away: "Just leftover materials from the workshop. Since you keep hanging around... take it to practice. If you break it, I’ll teach you personally—no refusals."

🎬 Double-Exposure Interactivity (The "修罗场" / Triangulation Scenes)

⚡ Scene 1: The Flare of Jealousy

Finsen silently observes you practicing table angles with Marcus from the darkened corner of the room, his fingers tightly turning a freshly mixed vial of medicine, his lens shifting to a cold, dark hue. Sensing the predator's gaze, Marcus deliberately strikes a ball with violent force, sending it rocketing right past the shadows where Finsen stands. Marcus then pulls you possessively against his side, his large hand anchoring your waist as he glares into the dark: "Look closely, Doctor. This is my court."

🤒 Scene 2: Sick Day Rivalry

You fall ill with a severe fever, leaving you bedridden.

Finsen’s Devotion: He stays up all night by your bedside, obsessively adjusting the wavelength and warmth of his refracted light therapy, occasionally testing your temperature with the back of his gloved hand, moving so quietly you’d think he was handling a priceless specimen.

Marcus’s Defiance: The next morning, Marcus storms in, grumbling that Finsen’s room smells like a morgue. He wraps you completely in his heavy tailored coat and carries you straight to the sunny recreation room, settling you onto a plush sofa. He shoves a mini cue into your hands: "Stop moping around. Let's play a round—I'll let you win this time."

🌌 Scene 3: A Gentle, Distorted Night

losing track of what i have and haven’t cross-posted lmao anyways ,, a valentine’s day rkgk i did with webby 🎀💝

(alt. versions under the cut)

more threesomes with the segments

Under normal circumstances, these two would never willingly initiate anything of the sort. Omega was far too brutal for Zandik's liking, and the segment found the original's lack of stamina and strength rather embarrassing to witness. Not to mention the lingering resentment between the two. But life is unpredictable, and saying never to any possibility in this household was simply not going to happen.

After a long day's work, all you wanted to do was enjoy Zandik's company under the soft sheets. Talking and touching each other in the safety of your bedroom, as you slowly started to climb on top of him. He had nothing to complain about, seeing you so eager for his touch only made it all the more satisfying. The two of you got lost in each other, his cock filling you up as you slowly rocked up and down against his length.

Neither of you heard the door opening, or the footsteps that approached the bed. A mocking chuckle startled you both, causing you to stop moving. Omega took in the sight with a sharp grin on his face. He didn't understand why you still sought out Zandik to take care of you, especially now that he was withered and useless.

"What a sorry sight this is. To see you coupling with this corpse of a man. Have you no shame?" Omega sneered, looking down to see the original's cock still inside you, as if you were nothing but a disgrace to his very existence. "I understand being desperate and delusional, but this is most disappointing."

cw; terrible writing, dumbification, praise, begging, and dehumanization

Omega is definitely into dumbification, has a praise kink, and a crumb of a begging kink (this is supported by that one line iykyk)

any nsfw ones?👀👀👀

Oooh rare antonio x reader sightings,wow i haven't gotten a nsfw request in a bit,and it's a good question i never really thought of antonio like that...lemme think

-let's get this out of the way,he's not a stable partner at all:he's egocentric,will likely waste all his money on gambling and alcohol,is very dysfunctional in a lot of aspects of life and he may or may not currently be possesed by a demon......but if you're okay with that he can be really fun at times :D

-i feel like he'd really appreciate if you're a very talkative but honest person when it comes to his music,no he doesn't want you to just say "it's good" or "i love it" no,no he's passionate about his craft so you better sing your highest praises and point every little detail that you liked and even do an analysis of his technique,and if you hated it say so as well,shame him for daring to present this slop to his beloved because he should've know better than to assume you of all people wouldn't have a deep understanding of art quality and do not lie to make him feel better or to try and humble him,he can tell when you do it.

-sometimes it can be hard to tell how intentional he is with what he says,alcohol often makes people disregard the immediate consequences of their actions but when it comes to antonio in particular it can be hard to tell if it's alcohol or if he's just like that,he's pretty much always in some level of drunk or under heavy hangover so it's pretty hard to tell just how much of it is antonio's own thoughts or a result of alcohol or stress.

-like sometimes he'll be super dismissive and somewhat harsh towards you and sometimes he'll be a super outgoing and affectionate partner,and in both cases he's acting like he's about to fall over and snore loudly right after,WHICH SOMETIMES HE ACTUALLY DOES(place a pillow under his head while he does,also a glass of water nearby,he'll appreciate it when he wakes up).

-he's pretty open to including you on all aspects of his life,if you want he'll gladly take you over to his favorite tavern to drink with him,he won't judge if you want something cheap or a non-alcoholic drink but if you want any recommendations he has plenty of those.

likewise he'll bring you along for any performances he has coming up and makes sure you get a front seat,though if you have a nice singing voice he wouldn't say no to a collab of sorts,the singing better be comparable to his violin skills though,he adores your voice but if it's not on par with his violin you're just gonna makes his performance worse,not to mention how the audience will likely pay more attention to him as a result of him massively violin mogging you,he's saving both of you the embarassment.

and yes this includes taking you to the casino with him to gamble the night away,he'll brag to the others about having his own personal cheerleader! and keep cheering him on,things might look bleak right now but 99% of gamblers quit before they make it big,he'll even get you something nice when he does,you deserve it for being oh so supportive and precious cheering him on from the side.

-and he shall follow up on that promise,did you know that purple was often associated with royalty and nobility? because he sure did when he got you that dark purple lingerie adorned in rubies,it's your reward for being there when he hit the jackpot and he's sure you're look super classy and sexy while you wear it...or HE can look super classy and sexy while wearing it if you don't want it and you're into that.

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-he's willing to do it almost anywhere really,just the thought of you wanting him is already enough to get him in the mood to sneak you off to a closet or backstage(in the case of the manor au,that basement corner is probably FILTHY by now) and have his way with you.

-he likes to grope you a lot,if you have any part of your body that stands out at the moment the antonio is already getting his hands over it,squeezing it,biting it and kissing it.

-he likes restraining you in some way be it with handcuffs,his hair,ropes or just ribbons(ideally red ones to go along with the rubies on your lingerie,he's a man of music but he's still a sucker for aesthetics) but he will outright never cover your mouth with anything,not when he loves your voice so much he'd hate for it to muffled by anything.

-his dick doesn't grow that much when he's hard,it's already decently long while soft and when hard it just highlights how slighly curved it is without making it that much bigger.

-i've said it before but he's very much a biter too,make it clear if you don't like your else your thighs,nipples and neck are gonna be covered in bite marks for weeks and if they hurt he'll kiss them better.

-he's into pretty much every part of your body,you know how i said he touches you a lot,likes to restrain you and bite you? well he just finds your body utterly beautiful and wants to personally memorize the shape of it all with his bare hands and mouth,including some more niche places,no your nose,elbows and ankles are not getting spared from him.

-once he's done he likes to hold you close and give you a really wet kiss where he immediately pushes his tongue into your mouth and you can just taste all the wine he had earlier.

Also his moans sound almost like a melody,you know those hums and sighs and chuckles he does in matches? Yeah it has a similar energy to that

-as for bottom antonio he's kind of a pillow princess,he sort of just lies down in the bed and lets you do all the work,and he pretty much criticizes you the whole time! not even in a brat taming kind of way but more like someone backseating you in a videogame except it's sex.

-the most he'll do for you is wear that lingerie he bought you and maybe wrap his legs around your waist.

-his ass is kinda flat but because you even wanted to top him in the first place he'll act as if he's got a bbl or something,it's kind of hard to tell if he's joking or not but the confidence is admirable at the very least and hey,easy access i guess.

If it's not difficult, can you just write relationship hcs with him? 🦷

Awwww thanks,i was a little worried on how i'd characterize him before since he's still pretty new,but i'm glad the finsen enjoyer liked my finsen stuff 😊

(Off topic but this chibi is so cute)

-he keeps himself busy with research a lot,he does try to separate some time off for you but he does spent most of his days researching light therapy.

-he's kind of awkward when it comes to navigating relationships,he was a fairly lonely guy for most of his life so he's not really sure what's an appropriate level of intimacy and affection,so he plays it very safe and lets you take the initiative on most things.

-he's very fond of children and he's specially fond of you if you're good with them,like for example if you're a school teacher,or a nanny or a parent or an older sibling of very young children etc,that alone will make it much easier for him to feel comfortable around you early on in the relationship.

-he does have a sarcastic side to him that comes out here and there,mostly around people he thinks are looking down on him but in your case it's his honest attempt at trying to make you laugh.

-he's quite fond of stargazing,the hospital's second floor has quite a nice view of them so he built the habit of doing that when he stays up reallt late,you're welcome to join him if you want.

-He watches you while you talk a lot,at first he was just looking at your teeth but overtime he began observing the way your features move while you talk and how well they showcase your emotions all over your face,he can grow quite good at reading just from this.

-as described before his hugs are kinda stiff and awkward,and if we're talking about post-swamp finsen they can even be really cold on one side of his body due to the bacteria in there but he does make up for it with words of affirmation and praise,even petnames if enough time has passed,he has a pretty soothing voice when he wants to.

After the death of Zandik on his 85 birthday, his other segments dissecting him at the laboratory as you and Pantalone standing at the entrance like a ghost while holding a cake and several gifts as all of you maintaining eye contact with the segments before Pantalone grabs your wrist to retreat back into his office.

You quite shocked at the scenery earlier before placed a cake on the desk silently, didn’t try to communicate or glance with Pantalone who’s sitting at his seat while staring lovely at you, as he rest his chin on his knuckle.

“You shouldn’t went hard on yourself” he softly remind.

“Shouldn’t? I haven’t talk with him since this morning!” You stare at the cake you’ve made since 7 in the morning.

Pantalone only sighs, doesn’t know how to comfort you. Before he speaks, you already walk out of the office only stopped by Dottore as he opens the door. You ignore his presence and bump into his shoulder, leaving them both behind. Dottore close the door as his eyes wander to the cake you’ve made.

'Happy Birthday Zandik Meri Jaan!!'

Dottore eyes still lingers on that cake knowing why you choose to ignore him just now. Hurt, betrayal, sorrow and rumination are what he sees on your expressions as he sits before he speaks.

“I will return to Sumeru for a while, please look after her while I’m away, Feofan” he smile, he takes the cake with him and depart. Meanwhile, Feofan was just like you devastating by the passing of his close friend as he rubbing his eyes before continues doing his work to forget of what today’s drama.

You on the hand secretly takes one of the Zandik’s belonging as the laboratory were empty before searching for any note pieces left on cabinet, shelves or desk, something caught your eyes as a small note left on the desk, you grab it immediately as you crumble the paper, put into your pocket. Suddenly, both hands lean on the desk on the side of your hips, caging you before he speaks.

“Try to steal something?” you felt his breath on your neck before stepping aside to fill the gap yet he stopped you with his strong grips on your upper limp, then he hugged you, you attempt to fight back yet surrender as you cried against his embrace instead.

“This is your all fault Dottore, I couldn’t have a word with him-”

“This is also your fault, you should visited him as well in the first place. Don’t put the blame on me hence both of us are the wrong here” he’s right, you’re supposed to visit Zandik in the very beginning since he’s old. You hardly weep now, his big palm covers your mouth while another hand pets your head to keep you calm.

“I’ll return to Sumeru for awhile, please take care of yourself and Feofan will be there for you.” he almost kiss your forehead but remembered you don’t like being kissed as he clears his troat, you nodded at his commands even though you’re the 10th Harbinger yourself. He departed from the laboratory as you continue weeps alone inside.

It’s been 8 months after the death of Zandik, you always visited his small grave that you made that’s faraway from the Headquarters since other harbingers refused to make one for him, you heard a footsteps without looking.

“Ma’am, it’s almost dawn time we should return to headquarters” one of your assistant reminded you, you do what he says as you take few glances at the grave then departing.

The quite atmosphere fills the train as you proceeds to take a seat with one of your assistant, he then gave you a hot chocolate with a waffle.

“You should eat ma’am, all of the reinforcements were worried about you, even Lord Regrator.” he bows at you.

You did what he told you, you barely talk among with your colleagues and right now you’re losing a lot of weight after Zandik’s gone. You mourned, grieved even regretted everyday for him.

As you arrived at the headquarters, you saw Columbina at the hallway, she greets you happily as she drags you to Sandrone’s tea party. Sandrone, Arlecchino, Capitano and Tartaglia are shocked to see you in these conditions, you only give them a small smile before taking a sip of the tea Sandrone offer you.

“Did you.. losing some weight?” Arlecchino interrupted first without looking.

“It’s nothing serious Snezhevna, I’m always like this” you play with the tea cup.

“What do you mean ‘nothing serious!?’ you look horrible!” Sandrone snaps.

“Marionette!” Capitano and Tartaglia try to hush her. Meanwhile Columbina feeds you with her food, you almost refused however you can feel the intense stares from the other four harbingers in front of you in your peripheral visions so you munch on the food as you smiles and thanking Columbina.

“Next time, if you ever think of isolating yourself from all of us at least have a meal, don’t ever starve yourself here in Snezhnaya..” Sandrone’s mad at you even though she prepared all the meals in front of you, you smiles as you thanking her.

“Humph! tomorrow there’s an opera so you’ll be sitting besides me, understood?” she talks to you without looking as she gave you a ticket.

Hours have passed, you go inside your office as you noticed a massive bouquet of roses and several gifts. Curiosity kills the cat, you wondered who managed to do all of this. Then, a note captured your visions.

‘Heard from your assistant you barely eat and communicate with any of the colleague? If you happens to see any of this please come to my office dear’

- Feofan S. Veksel

Your eyes wide open at the names before you rushed into his office.

“Feofan-”

He glanced at you as one of his people kissed his gloved hand,a gesture of a diplomatic and genuine deep respect before he waves at you. He looked exhausted as he force a smile. Both of you only stare at each other before he rise from his seats even approached you.

“You.. looked pale dear” he scans your features as he caressed softly.

You melts then proceeds rubbing your left cheek into his gloved hand.

“Apologizes for making you worried Feo, just needed a cold embrace-” you quietly sobs before he wipes your tears.

“I know you missed him dearly, however please don’t do it like that” he plays with your hair.

Then, suddenly a figure steps in without saying a word as Pantalone keeps eye-ing at you knowing the person who enters his office.

“I can’t help it, I just want Zandik he’s the only guy I ever feel comfortable with, I hate Dottore Feofan you couldn’t just stopped me, I want to rant to someone but no one’s here for me” you hardly weeps again before he cups your face to wipe.

“You have me dear, I’ll listen to every-”

“NO!, shut up, you won’t listen a word to me” you try to get off him but he still cupping your face, smiling like an evil person before he kiss you to calm you down. However, that didn’t calm you down you pulled away from the kiss and slap him. Pantalone shocked at the actions before rubs his cheek.

“You slapped me? Why?” he raised both his eyebrows seriously

“I told you, if I ever want to rant you always excused yourself with works or even funding Dottore’s new experiments. If you really that overworked and doesn’t have time with me, I could just rants to Capitano or Tartaglia.” you said with displeasure.

“Dear, I’ll try to make time-”

“No, shut the hell up and I’m leaving”

As you turned around, you realize he was listened everything to you and Pantalone’s conversations. Your face turned pale real quick as you stepping backwards only to be stepped on Pantalone’s feet. Dottore smirks at your retreating before approach you as he leaned down to your level.

"Since when did you came-" he interrupted you

“Feisty” he ignored your question and bring his hand to your cheek as you glanced on the ground trembling.

“You seems pretty confident just now why silent?” Dottore smile widely.

“Maybe we should do something to punish her for talking bad things about you Dottore” Pantalone chuckle.

“I agree with it, I have a lot of sharp tools inside my laboratory”

Dottore and Pantalone are sniggering together to the point you’re all sweaty now and regretting of what you said earlier. You’re hoping ‘Dottore’ wouldn’t experimenting on you.

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a/n: this is my own works, and i didn’t plagiarize from other author’s work. do not rewrite.

On one hand, while it's certainly not an explicit scene, it's definitely a step or two up from linked arms and the occasional peck on the lips while you two are in public. That, and the way the Regrator reacts when someone's gaze lingers on his darling just a little too long-- some days he can't help but rub it in that you're unobtainable, some days he's proud to have such an attractive lover, and some days he really dislikes having people leering at you.

On the other hand... it'd be rude to not at least say hello, right?

The safest option would be an offer to come back later. It's not exactly a life or death scenario, it's just a field report. Hell, they can even just leave the report with Pantalone, say their piece, and leave. Wouldn't take more than five minutes tops.

Unfortunately, Pantalone is in a good mood (it's anyone's guess why that would be the case...) and when he is in a good mood, he likes to talk. He also talks when he's in a bad mood, or a neutral mood, or if he has the freedom to open his mouth. He wants clarifications, confirmations, and corroborations, all while you're still perched in his lap, an arm around the small of your back to hold you there. The poor agent settles on looking at the report itself, better to think they're just awkward rather than make the decision to acknowledge your presence and flip a coin on if the Regrator will be appreciative or not.