It's Joker's character day! My favorite little clown!! Finally!
How abouttt taking him out for a date! A nice day a nice celebration! And ending that with gentle affection and kisses and- :kicking feet: ehehehe
OMG ITS HIS BIRTHDAY!? I better hurry up then,i know at least one person here will be happy about it
WAIT WAIT:what if i do smiley too? It feels appropriate for the occasion,not sure how to characterize him but i shall try my best!
Just imagine taking joker out to a nice,really high up place with a nice view:it can be anywhere,the rooftop of a building,the edge of a Hill,your balcony anything works really,and do a picnic there.
You can watch the clouds or stargaze,eating sweets from his favorite bakery in town,or just lie down and talk about life,if this is back before the massacre or in the manor au's public map you could even sit and watch as the fireworks light up the sky at night,though in the latter scenario it is bittersweet for him.
I can see him *trying* to dress up for this,with the way his hair is styled he can't really escape the clown look but he can try to look nicer and switch up his makeup for a change.
Then you roll over to him,leaning in to press a little smooch against his cheek,then he asks for another one and at the last second he turns his head to give you a kiss on the lips before turning back with a huge nervous grin and his face flushing red under all that makeup:it's his best attempt at being affectionately playful and he can't believe he actually did it.
And if you want to keep the look on his face,go ahead and tickle him,it looks really silly from an outside view but two grown adults rolling on the floor while one tries to tickle the other and the other is a giggling blushing mess is just the kind of silly goofyness one needs on a birthday with a loved one right?
Hopefully he gets some good night cuddles too? Pretty please? It's his birthday you know?
He'd want to throw a party for himself,if it's not possible then at put in a little note at the entrance of whatever place he's performing in to remind guests to "wish a happy birthday to the funniest,most handsome clown in this side of the world -from his lovely husband/wife/spouse"(it doesn't matter if you're actually married or not,you are married now) and follow his lead afterwards.
He has plenty of tricks,props and acts to show,no matter where he is,who he's travelling with or how much his soul has withered:getting people to watch him and laugh is one of the few comforts he has in life,besides you,of course.
Today he brought in a monocycle,but not for himself:for you,it's important to get out of your comfort zone and let your inner talent bloom in front of dozens of sadistic bastards on a stage,that doesn't sound very reassuring but trust him on this one,you've got this.
When you try and struggle to maintain balance,with dozens of both adults and their children silently cheering for you to fall over and hit your face on the floor and hopefully lose a tooth.
And they get it,when you fall over they all laugh at you,some clap even and in that moment you have all of their attention and they're all laughing at your misfortune and you made them all very happy tonight,it might feel humiliating at the moment but maybe one day you'll learn to appreciate the little things life gives you.
Plus it makes joker look good when he picks you up,holds you comfortably against his chest and tries to show you how it's done while holding you:it works as well as you can imagine with a big burly clown with a prosthetic leg holding another person and trying to balance both on top of a tiny monocycle.
Surprisingly he manages to keep it up for a few seconds and during that time the audience seemed genuinely impressed before it all came crashing down,metaphorically and literally:on top of you,fortunately with no bones broken
And that was a total hit with this kind of crowd,just pretend it was part of the act alright?
And backstage he pulls you into a kiss,then another,then another and another all while telling you how good you did and how much they adored you,as well as checking you for any bruises and kissing them better if he finds any.
Ideally he'd want to celebrate on your bedroom,but he'll have mercy on you considering you fell down twice and in one of those he fell on top of you,so instead how about getting drunk together on the nicest wine he can find? One you can both afford of course.