Professional yapper

hiiiiii,you can call me dot,professional yapper or just frank,whichever sounds nicer,is faster to type or is just the first one to show up on your autocorrect i don't mind either of the three,i have been in the idv fandom for around 3-ish years now and throughout my darkest hours i always found comfort in reading fics,hcs and fanart that people posted online(especially of norton since i do consider myself a norton yume) and for the most part i mostly kept to myself until very recently when i decided to interact with the community more and this really inspired me to start my own idv x reader blog. backstory aside,i do hope you feel welcome here and enjoy my writting,aside from taking your requests this blog will mostly just be a random norton yume sharing his random fantasies that he comes up with throughout the day,as well as reblogging things from others. speaking of which here are my inbox rules: -you can request any character,i might be a norton simp for the most part but don't worry i'm willing to write for anybody,i might even learn more about the characters through taking your requests,which sounds fun -i do take nsfw requests,don't expect them to be great but you are very much allowed to goon in my inbox to your heart's content and i'll at least try to make it sound appealing

-i am willingly to go into darker requests with some limits(read the "will not write" section)

-i take requests for skins headcanons too

-you are allowed to share your own writting and hcs in my inbox,in fact,i encourage you to,this entire blog exists because of my habit of seeing other people's headcanons,having my own spin on them and sharing them with others,and if my blog can be a space for others to do the same,i'd be very happy.

things i will not write for: -minors in a romantic context(pretty obvious why,this includes skins where the characters are implied minors too)

-scat,mutilation,vore and inflation...i'm willing to hear you out on most kinks,just not these ones,i'm not judging,it's just not for me and i'm not writting it.

I'll generally avoid dead dove content,or as much as i can with idv considering the characters i'm working with,so i guess you can assume i'll only write the lighthearted end of dead dove at best?

-romanticization of bigotry,i know some people enjoy and find comfort in stories like these,but i just don't trust myself to be able to write these well and respectfully,the only prejudice i've faced irl is homophobia and ableism so i'm willing to write those as character flaws to be overcome,but that's about as far as i'm going with themes like these,i'm sure you can find other people that can take these requests better than me)

LMAO HELP I'M WHEEZING DLKSAFJSJAKHFJAKS sorry,sorry this just caught me off guard i was just picturing reader just going "ah~" like that one meme anime sound effect you know?

I wonder how they'd feel... jealous probably, but I also think some of them would be endered by it, right? (feel free to disagree, it's fun to see the writers own takes!)

Awwww,that's adorable i hope your little weepy gets given lots of love and affection just like my norton plushie

Joker is no stranger to smaller versions of himself,moonlit river park had plenty of those though his was usually obtained as part of a set by collectors who were going to collect all the figures anyways and people who just came in to play a few games and get just one usually never went for the joker figure.

So seeing you make one yourself and be so affectionate towards it...he'd would definitely lean more towards finding it endearing when he's away but feel jealous when he's close,he just REALLY wishes he was that plushie on your chest,he can't help but feel jealous of it when he's RIGHT THERE you know? But when he's away from you he thinks of that plushie and smiles because he knows you want at least something resembling him to cuddle with at all times and when he gets back to you he knows he can jump into your arms with no fear of rejection if that little weepy is anything to go by.

Matthias would feel very uncomfortable about it at first,it's not like Louis in the sense that at least the plushie is supposed to represent him but any flattery he'd feel out of it would be drowned out by his sheer insecurity and jealousy,i'm sure with time he'd understand what that plushie means to you and that when possible you'd much rather with the real Matthias than it any day but initially he's probably looking at the poor thing and if it's the second coming of Louis.

sorry for not doing any requests today,i was drawing nortfrank kissing(i've been drawing this on and off for a few days now) because i figured i should draw them together more often the toughtest part was deciding what norton would wear to bed ngl,for frank it was fairly obvious since i can see him sleeping in that shirt under his jacket but as for norton i couldn't decide between him sleeping in his regular clothes,shirtless or in a really old tank top and pants he doesn't wear outside of going to bed,but i ended up settling for shirtless with the old pants in the end here's the alt sketches for those

not much except that gothic violetta is really really beautiful,the background and the flowers too i just love everything about it i've mostly seen people focus on richard and ithaqua when talking about these but she's easily my favorite of the three

GUESS WHO ARRIVED AT MY HOUSE 3 DAYS AGO!? THAT'S RIGHT IT'S MY BABYGIRL HIMSELF

He's so precious,i've never had a plushie like this before and no one in my country really sells these so i wasn't sure i was ever going to have one.

I'm already getting so attached,i've been putting him on my chest while i do stuff on my phone or leaving him beside my desk and when i go to sleep i sleep with him.

of course,of course let me think....efron...efron,efron,efron,efron....

wow this is hard,anon i hope you know i had to basically write down every little bit of characterization i could squeeze out of every bit of lore,dialogue,skins and accessories i could find for him and even then a lot of it is speculation,i'm embarrassed to say it took me a few days to do this request 😅

but also the lack of efron love in the fandom makes me sad so i'm happy to add to it even if i'm not too confident on how well i got him,i hope you feel well fed,anon!

-first of all i'm not even sure how you managed to get with him,i'm assuming you did it prior to his accident as in recent he's not exactly the most extroverted person out there and i assume a smoke filled house is not exactly the most ideal place to meet your future partner so i assume you must've had some sort of past relationship.

-depending on how you met,from his POV it feels like you sort of just spawned out of thin air one day and became an important part of his life that he can remember better than most people.

-he can't remember you perfectly though:sometimes he will forget about you,that's a little inevitable but he does try his best his best to show that he cares despite that.

-For example:he has a diary where he writes down important information that he doesn't want to forget,the first couple of pages are filled with important things like people he trusts,your birthday,your anniversary,any plans he might have for later and etc,he usually leaves the diary on top of his nightstand and he gave it a very colorful cover to make sure he doesn't miss it when walking into his room in case he forgets about it.

-A lot of your conversations with him have you doing most of the talking,Efron is worried about asking you questions you already answered or repeating a topic but that doesn't mean he never talks,assuming he's in a good mood he's very willing to share what's on his mind or indulge you with whatever you wanna talk about,he just hesitates a little on most days.

-he's a pretty polite and nonconfrontational person overall but he gets a lot more hostile and defensive when others warn him or complain about something related to him because in the past he'd usually get people talking to him about problems he doesn't remember or just lying to him to get him to pay for something he doesn't need to,the former stressful but fine and the latter being just a cruel person taking advantage of a man's amnesia to steal his money and at first those two possibilities are very hard to differenciate which makes him even more paranoid.

-So as a result he tends to rely on you to fact check things for him if he can't immediately remember something,he's very grateful for it but he also feels insecure that maybe he's burdening you and that eventually you'll break up with him thinking he's not worth it.

-he has plenty of old stage props and equipment stored in his house,he might've retired after his accident and he barely uses those anymore outside of mentoring aspiring escape artist but he doesn't mind doing a private escape acts and tricks for you since it feels like forever since he last had someone cheer and go "Oh my god,how does he do it!" And he does love having his talents recognized,his mind is also a lot clearer around that incense that he keeps burning so as long as you don't mind the smoke surrounding you two then you're in for quite the show.

-What he doesn't love however:is seeing you all worried that he's gonna get hurt or die so he'd probably stop doing those completely if he knows it makes you feel worried.

-he doesn't really have a scent...? Or rather the scent he would have isn't very easy to tell as things like smoke and incense tend to cover up most odors so any scent lingering on him wouldn't stand out as much due to him being constantly around incense burners.

-he's pretty good with children,he doesn't immediately feel the need to be wary of them as much as aduts and you can even see his more charismatic and playful side come out when he's talking to them.

-He's surprisingly more athletic than you'd expect him to be,being a performer of any kind can be a decently physically demanding job at times and while he's definitely gotten more out of shape after retiring when you touch him you can still feel quite a bit of firm,lean muscle on him.

-speaking of touching him,feel free to:he wants to get as familiar with you as possible to make sure he won't forget you as easily since as you can probably imagine most of your time together isn't being spent inside his house so his amnesia is more likely to act up and he has no idea what he might forget,so just in case he wants to be able to immediately tell you're someone he trusts so please:hold his hand and be very lovey dovey with him because even if he doesn’t forget you at the very least he'll think you're cute.

WHICH BY THE WAY- IT WAS AMAZING. SPECTACULAR JOB AS ALWAYS

Phew,that's a relief thanks for telling me but still,i think i'll try to be more careful writting since it took me until the next morning to realize "hey,maybe writting something for yourself in response to someone's request unprompted is weird and kinda rude" i felt the need to apologize 😅

Anon,i hope you know this request made my day,not only is this technically my first norton x reader request but IT'S ALSO INSPIRED BY AN ART I MADE???? i'm filled with so much joy i came up with several different takes on this one before i settled for this one.

of course,due to the context and the art itself,this is nsfw so be warned.

(also this version of modern fugo is based on that one drummer fugo art in case you were wondering)

You checked his instagram and saw that he had already finished practicing and was now posting stories with his bandmates of them going to a thrift store together so it wouldn't take long for him to get back home.

Fugo had posted a selfie of him flashing a cheeky grin at the camera while wearing a tight purple crop top with his stomach hole out in all it's glory,one'd be surprised those aren't a regular part of his wardrope considering how often he lifts up or straight up rips off his shirt in shows like his pecs and stomach hole need to breathe or something.

You quickly left a like on it and seconds after you received a DM from him saying "and this one's for you😘" followed by an image with the caption "trying on shorts at the thrift store🔥".

It was a photo of fugo inside of a white fitting room,shirtless and wearing a small pair of shorts that were fighting for life to fit even while unbuttoned and unzipped,if he tried pulling them further up they'd probably rip.

so the alternative was just letting his ass and some of the rocks on his waist support it from the back and let the front of the shorts hang low and open,practically leaving his crotch fully exposed and a bit of the base of his dick showing,with the rest being hinted at with the outline it left on the poor shorts.

Part of you wonders if he just didn't wear underwear that day or if he just took them off to take this selfie for you,both sound like him but the latter makes you feel special:like he went out of his way to try and make you feel horny not to mention the fact he did it literal seconds after you left a like on that crop top pic so was he keeping a close eye on his notifications,ready to send it to you the moment he knew you were there!?

And that's when you knew he most likely thought about you just as much as you thought about him on a daily basis and that brought a wide smile to your face as well as that all too familiar hot flush of red that you don't need any mirror to know that it's there,he probably meant for it to be sexy but it is weirdly romantic when you think of it that way.

also cuz I think he'd look really cute being flustered

That's adorable,ngl i love the idea of writting love letters to the idv characters,sorry this one is a bit short i couldn't think of much for this one that didn't overlap with my other Andrew headcanon posts

At first he just reads the letter multiple times over to make sure he's getting it right,his entire face turning red and it even spreads to his neck and chest,his pale skin making the flush stand out even more as his sweaty palms start making the paper damp on the sides and back.

For the most part he's a conflicted mess when reading it,the letter is easily the sweetest and kindest thing he's ever read and this brings him as much as much doubt as it does comfort.

On one hand the fact someone took time out of their day to write such a heartfelt and embarassing message for him gives him butterflies in his stomach but on the other hand he thinks this could also just be a really ellaborate and cruel attempt at making fun of him by making him think someone would genuinely held those feelings for him.

When you write more letters for him,he becomes a little more convinced:either you're genuine or you're just really committed to the bit,the former makes more sense.

One day he turns one of your letters and writes a letter of his own on the back,leaving it right where he found in hopes you'll find it when you come back to give him another letter.

it's less so a love letter and more so just a request for you to reveal yourself and if you really do love him as much as you say you do then you should say it to his face.

When you're in love,his boney thighs feel like soft pillows,am i right?

He notices you walk in and right as he's about to ask how you're doing you just fall forward and he barely manages to catch you at first he's in a panic but once he realizes you're just exausted he gently places your head on his lap and watches you slowly drift off to sleep.

Minutes go by and he wonders if he should do anything else while you're there,he doesn't mind letting you sleep on his lap but chances are they'll get sore soon and he's kind of fantasizing about surprising you with breakfast when you wake up,maybe if he wakes up first he can get someone to get something for you if they happen to walk by you two in the morning.

And another part of him wants to try to pick you up and carry you to bed so you can snuggle properly but he's worried you'd wake up if he did.