Kat's Failing Reactor Core

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

(misunderstanding the aldi business model) they save money by getting longer conveyor belts. and then they basically pass the savings on

in a just world i the most popular euphemism for suicide on websites would be "sometimes i live in the country sometimes i live in the town" instead of all this other bullshit.

apparently in the new wallace & gromit movie they ran out of time to edit out the fingers moving stuff around so you have to watch the fingers too. fine with me. i like fingers

Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

having bad taste is a moral failing and is literally the same as murder

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

men will do literally anything other than engaging in pro-social community-oriented behavior and then get online and complain about how masculinity is vilified and men aren't allowed to be heroes anymore

"all men really want is to feel like the hero" okay then volunteer at a food bank. get narcan training. step in when a woman is being harassed on the street. help out an elderly neighbor with shopping or home repairs. learn how to safely de-escalate fights. help your friends move. join or start your workplace union. become a big brother or volunteer coach for kids' sports. clean up your local park or get involved in some local conservation campaign. do your own damn dishes. notice what needs to be done and then do it. the world doesn't need heroes, it needs helpers. there are literally so many paths to finding a sense of self-respect and worth through pro-social behaviors that improve your immediate local community and help build your network of close personal connections. but these guys don't give a shit about actually contributing anything to the world. they just want to whine and fantasize.

their inherent lack of self-respect is belied not only by the fact that they can't imagine doing anything that contributes to building a better, more resilient society, but how they can't imagine that doing so might involve a lot of small acts and choices and not one big act of heroism that gets them on the news as Big Man Of The Year.

My favorite thing Rich Evans talked about on Pre Rec was like, a teenage girl running into him at the Renaissance faire and being so excited to see him and asking for a picture. Her parents were so confused and asked who he is, and he answered "I'm a celebrity!" I think this is so funny and I love the idea of a teenage girl being excited to see Rich Evans. This is the average rlm fan on Tumblr I think.

before embarking on a sexual encounter it is important to decide on a safeword, catchphrase, and callsign