backspace, my scarab

check it out, i'm in the house like carpet

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

Sexualize me a little it's for my mental health

Little man blessed himself as he saw that wave acomin'

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek