¯\_(ツ)_/¯

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

How long until Tumblr flags this?

they won’t cause it’s not flesh coloured

Top 5 grossest things left in the theater by guests: 5. Tissue and snot napkins shoved into cup holder (that is NOT a mini trash can!) 4. Chewed up unfinished unwrapped turkey leg (i hate turkey legs now) 3. Childs vomit (child was puking outside, meh still want to see the show instead of catching the later show when he stops puking) 2. Used diaper (dropped within sight of trash can) 1. Piss bottle

DEAD

I couldn’t say it better myself 😩 protect him ❤️

WHOLESOME

ya’ll did not have to hit me with this kind of nostalgia late at night I already knew 2009 was an iconic ass year for mainstream music

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

Go In The Field

Okay, Elmer. I’m in the field, what now?

Follow My Scent

Where are you, ape?

Look Down

Ok *Looks Down*

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

nice try mario