we'll burn that bridge when we get to it

second nice guys request thank you so much @lordbaba this NEEDED to be made

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

Me because that shirt is rad:

An interesting aspect of The Nice Guys (2016) that I noticed was the film swaps the most typical portrayals of daddy issues vs. mommy issues. I’m sure we’ve all seen variations of memes where the gist is that daddy issues are much more straightforward, with the child quick to say “I hate my dad.” and mean it. While, on the other hand, mommy issues are much more complicated, featuring the child elaborating on outside influences on their mom’s behavior (while trying to acknowledge she wasn’t Great) and having a slight edge of defense. Are these portrayals always the case in real-world family dynamics? No, but they are the most common stereotypes you see.

the child is too lonely, let's give him a famous twin brother and an older spy brother and detective grandparents and a fucking convict who he can have a QPR with and he's still a teacher and yes, somehow Rocky, Adrian and Eva are there too..

Holland March saying he can’t die and proceeded by him falling off of multiple buildings and dodging active gun fire— makes me want to write an x-men cross over we’re he’s a mutant he doesn’t know it but his superpower is just the universe not letting him die. Sure he can get hurt and maimed but fate will contrive a way to make sure he won’t die like domino but worse. (Maybe he has a healing factor but it’s slow as fuck or the universe won’t let him get hurt if it’ll kill him. Fall off a building perfectly fine break your arm welp that wasn’t gonna kill you anyways.)

i think holland march stands gay as hell

goddd does he EVER shut up