rangnark

They're like pokingmans. I choose you, or some shit. I guess? Fuck, I dunno, I'm too old for this.

Some people actually get to choose a pantheon they vibe with and then here’s me, who stumbled and landed facefirst into the Norse pantheon and they were like “Hey took you long enough”

I picked one god and the rest showed up like good friends come to raid my fridge with a "sup"

This. This thing right here. And once they get in, they're kinda like cockroaches. You can never get all of them out again.

LITERAL YEARS of being poked at with runes and old wandering wizard images and crows. LITERAL. YEARS.

Yeah.

I had like. Two years or so of Vibes TM from Freyja. And it finally got to the point where she straight of whacked me with a cosmic two-by-four screaming, "Aight bitch, you're my kid now. Im sick of waiting. Time for a lesson in self love. And heres a cat."

I'll fight tooth and nail that I "chose" my gods. Mostly because Mani is too gentle to say otherwise. The others that followed suit well... I may also have been smacked by a cosmic 2x4...

Loki got tired of waiting for me too and showed up in a dream as someone I couldn't ignore with the most intense eyes and basically went "get in loser, you're going worshipping"

Norse mythology fails to convey the sense of terror that must have hung over Asgard every time Loki was gone for longer than eight months and three weeks

#you fools  #wolves gestate for only 2-3 months #and horses can be pregnant for over a year! #there is no period of time that they can relax for #literally any time he’s out of their immediate supervision #he might be coming back with another harbinger of ragnarok #bundled up in nappies [X]

MYTH LOKI!!!

@elfyourmother

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

Please if you see my or any other Etsy sellers ads outside of Etsy please don’t click them. Instead of helping them you might actually make them lose money on the items.

There is only one problem: That won’t do anything as it was already confirmed that Etsy even considers every kind of redirection via an site with link extensions (when sites add a tracking parameter at the end, like FB’s ?fbclid=enterlongnumberhere) as “ad”, so if somebody finds your item as part of a normal Google search, you will already have to pay the fee, same if you linked your item on FB.

So you’re saying if I’m advertising the items on Instagram or Facebook it also counts as Etsy Ads? Because it seems really vague to me. I thought it only counted if Etsy embed the ads by themselves or whoever desides where they go.

That’s correct, any redirection counts as “off-site advertising” which the fee is for. As mentioned it was already confirmed by users who called their support.

I'm full of nyquil and off my ass sick hows everyone doin tonight

Me as a parent: If you want to cast curses and summon demons with your friends, I’d prefer if you did it at home where I know you’re safe.