the ukulele is bullshit

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Cinderella

Your medium looks and your plain hair have captivated me mademoiselle

it's so funny that john darnielle wrote like The iconic Divorce Song and he's never even been divorced., its like if johnny cash had never been hurt. or if katy perry never felt like a plastic bag. or like if neutral milk hotel never. uh. [googling] um. hm. you know i personally wouldnt have made an album abotu that i think

The cultural impact of Shrek 2’s I Need a Hero has only one true rival and it’s Twilight’s baseball scene

not my professor plum ass in the observatory with the revolver

yknow sometimes i think that out of all the captains siskos arc was left the most open ended and he is therefore the most deserving of his own show and then i remember what the writing on picard is like and i go back to minding my own business

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

I love you dumplings I love you gyoza I love you xiaolongbao I love you wonton I love you baozi I love you mandu and yes even you, ravioli

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now

there’s no Star Wars vs Star Trek dichotomy, they are both space based but have completely different themes, morals, universe rules, character arcs, and structure (initially movie vs initially tv show). it makes no sense to rank them against each other

but star trek is better