Triangle Wins

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

It’s amazing sometimes what a singular glass of Gatorade can do for you

agreed. But glass? Pouring Gatorade into a glass is a level of classiness I had not previously perceived

I use the powder and I’ve gotta mix it in something

Pour the powder in your mouth and gargle with water

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

fuck is the garlic of swear words i think

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

i can’t listen to misery business because i hate businesses

misery commune

i’m in the co op of misery let’s take it from the top

she got a body fuelled sustainably by all organic crops