snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

there's art inside me trying to get out

[id: photo of a tuxedo cat laying on top of a desk scanner/printer with its cheek directly in the printer and staring into the distance.]/end id.

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this