trying not to think about how i missed out on teenage love, and i missed out on love in my 20s, and will probably miss out on love in my 30s and in my 40s and in my 50s and in my 60s and and and and

phone in bed show me what I need to see

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

there are too many movies. lets start by getting rid of christopher nolan

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

my dinner-centric world view

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

and you know i probably have lived a better life than 90% of people who've ever lived or ever will live just by having a roof and food and water and clothes. still unbearable though i have to say

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise