Desi Girl

The difference between 1/2 cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice

holy shit

King

There’s a saying I learned a long time ago as a child. I didn’t understand it as well then as I do now. “Your freedom to swing your arm stops the moment your arm hits my face.”

It’s the How I Met Your Mother Effect. If an ending betrays the viewers and the story badly enough, it actively cancels out the cultural influence of the show. It decreases the rewatch value and diminishes the fondness and relatability of earlier seasons. 

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

obsessed w the shape of that ape

i did this right before taking a nap earlier n i fell asleep thinking about the shape of the ape

would give anything to know what your dreams looked like

puttting macking cheese in the michael wave

THE TIME HAS COME

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon

not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends