Clear as Day

“And I put on weight. Big f–ing deal” is gonna be my new mantra

Wentworth Miller is really good

Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

And now the rest of us are crying too

Now THIS is art.

Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is. 

IT JUST GOT BETTER

I did not expect this, but I love it

He was always my fucking favorite

Vinny literally has a degree in Political Science lol stop doing him dirty

im not sure suggesting the potus should know more about global warming than vinny from jersey shore is doing him dirty regardless of his degrees

“merry christmas here’s your gift” um it’s pronounced jift

@treeza26

I hate you.

@treeza26

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

let him say fuck

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

Corollary to “it takes a village” is that you’re gonna get a village whether you ask for it or not.

NOOOOO. What if seeing her gave him hope that she was still alive and that she’d come home again soon? YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW NOT OKAY I AM. 😭