tackiest human alive

Zohran smoke a blunt with me

I think zohran is my new hyper fixation and I’m scared. How cringe am I gonna get when this man’s lil cheek dimple already got me cheesin

Sorry everyone I’m thinking about Cole Sprouse in Lisa Frankenstein again

My boss is trying to micro manage me from his hospital bed after I found him unresponsive in his office yesterday. Like bro did god not just give you a sign to CHILL OUT and you’re just gonna ignore it so we can fight about an email

I love all this talk about “build community” and “my neighbor is not my enemy” and I wholeheartedly agree but ALSO my next door neighbors are actually so creepy and weird and I do NOT want to build community with them specifically

A level of petty I never knew was in my soul has been achieved by blocking my boyfriend’s baby mom in every way possible and taking delight in blocking her in new ways once she found my alt accounts lmao

Not to be dramatic but shit is so dystopian right now. Almost everyone I know is working a job at a company that doesn’t give two shits about them, but parades around like it does! But all the jobs are bad right now. Every single one. They all expect you to go above and beyond all day every day for no benefit to the employee, only at the cost of their mental and physical health. And it’s not like these jobs are easy to find! So you’re just stuck at this place that’s draining your soul away, meanwhile it’s a struggle to put a roof over your head and food on your table, health insurance is just a legal scam. It doesn’t matter if you’re making the best money of your life because wages can’t keep up with the cost of living period. Everyone is so fucking miserable. And that’s not to say there aren’t good things in all of this shit. But the mountain of shit is so hard to look past. I’m so fucking tired.