it starts with a single heart beat

no you are a saint for making this thank you

I will never watch this scene in the same way. Thank you for this

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

TAURUS

i only act like this when im alone and she has the bravery to record it wow

^

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

What did I just watch?

this baby doesn’t see full sunrise for like six months out of the year and it’s still kickin

having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit

We out here buying shit

yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck

workers be shopping

Wisest words of this century

This is the realist shit ever spoke

Saving this for future scientific takedowns

But really though....