Theo Raeken Trash

Theo: Are you asking me to marry you?

Liam: That depends on if you’re saying yes.

Theo: I can’t say yes if you’re not really asking me!

Liam: well I’m not asking unless you say yes!

Mason: I don’t understand how you two have made it as far as you have.

Liam: Relationship wise or in life?

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Liam: I hate you too.

Theo: I love you.

Liam: *blushes* I love you too, baby.

Scott: Aw cute.

Stiles: …

Theo: New year, new me.

2 months later….

Liam: Theo why is there an unconscious man in our basement?

Theo: He scratched the truck.

Liam: What happened to New Year New you?

Police Officer: What are your names?

Liam: Don’t tell him Theo.

Police Officer: *writes it down* Theo.

Liam: Oh fuck.

Theo: Nice job, Liam.

Police Officer: So, Theo and Liam.

SUPER large tree

Going tree shopping in the middle of December because it’s Theo

Him being a grinch about Christmas at first from all the Christmases the Dread Doctors took from him

Baking cookies which just leads to a competition

“mine are cuter!”

“well mine are hotter!”

“but mine aren’t burnt.”

Him secretly really wanting to have the perfect Christmas

And you picking up on it almost immediately but playing along with the charade

Him helping you put the topper on the tree and grabbing your butt because he can’t help himself

You playing Christmas music while Theo yells into a pillow after day 3

“do you hate it?”

“PLEASE SHUT IT OFF.”

Making Theo go Christmas shopping with you

He helps carry your bags without you even asking

“okay you have to go over there cause I gotta get yours now.”

“you don’t have to get me anything.”

Theo taking that time to get you something he’d been planning on getting anyway

Theo having no idea how to wrap presents

He uses 3 rolls of tape on two presents and gets tape everywhere

Him finally getting in the spirit after the 5th present

He puts bows on everything and gets carried away, putting a bow on your head

“am I a present now?”

“as long as I can gift you to myself.”

Which only leads to the rare light hearted sex

Both of you hating the constant Christmas carolers interrupting your movie nights

Making him watch Elf

Then the Grinch

“hey look, you’re basically Cindy LuHoo"

“And you’re the Grinch, how ironic.”

You decorating the house while Theo is out

Him feeling touched that he has actual presents under a tree

And a stocking with his name

Him getting you sexy christmas lingerie, just as an excuse to see you in it

You wearing the lingerie right before bed just to tease him

You caving into him

Rough Christmas Eve sex

Waking Theo up at 6am to open presents

“Theo, Theo, it’s Christmas.”

“it’s 6am.”

“PRESENTS. You have to see what I got you.”

Him following you to the tree, smirking as you flaunt the matching reindeer pajama pants you got the both of you

Him smiling wide as he opens the presents you go him

Even the new air freshener for his truck

But especially the tickets to an upcoming San Jose Sharks game

“you’re the best, babe.”

Theo only getting you two gifts because he saved up for months to get you the perfect ones

You not even minding because you were happy to just have him

Becoming slightly panicked when he pulls out a little box

“I’m not proposing don’t worry.”

“Oh thank god. Way too cliche to propose on Christmas.”

Him getting you a ring though that holds yours and his birthstones with yours & his initials engraved on the inside of the band because sometimes he’s a cheesy little shit

Christmas day sex before dinner

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

Theo: yeah, being pretty must be tiring.

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU - Thiam Edition

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. (…) I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie, I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around and the fact that you didn’t call but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.