Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

This deserves every note.

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

If I’ve learned anything from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it’s that it is the one show where quotes are more normal and sane out of context than in context.

The “Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” quote is bookended by Charlie violently spewing blood on a date

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

*steps on a pressure plate and the ceiling starts lowering*

michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

dirt

mmmm… tasty..

the d in dirt stands for do not eat this please

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny