The Lightnings Glow

always with you 💧

also me: let me play the scene in my head and fantasize about writing it instead

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

What??

Sarcasm.

This is hopeless.

HORRIBLE

atlas

prints here!

So excited for my favorite group of adventurers to go to hell tomorrow!

happy vax’ildan! (i just binge watched the entire animated series in the past 3 days. i love me a good doomed sibling)

champion of the raven queen

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao