i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

my dead wife. the ad free internet

being a barbie forced to scissor another barbie must feel so good

my doctor pepper warriors i need you now more than ever.

spock is like a kinsey 5.5 hes almost entirely attracted to men but diva worship does become sexual for him sometimes thats why hes into uhura obvs

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

men and women are literally the same but unfortunately everyone's crazy so we are forced to pretend they're different in some ways.